Profile_bird

Hey there! Ben_AlperOLOB is using Twitter.

Twitter is a free service that lets you keep in touch with people through the exchange of quick, frequent answers to one simple question: What's happening? Join today to start receiving Ben_AlperOLOB's tweets.

Already using Twitter
from your phone? Click here.

Ben_AlperOLOB

  1. @kelleratlarge Scott Brown has another problem and its name is Scott Brown. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to kelleratlarge
  2. Mass. State Sen. Galluccio gets 6 mos. home confinement for drunken driving -- I'm guessing in a home with an open bar. 7:22 AM Dec 20th from web
  3. Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron. Church of Permanent Press Christ members are not convinced. 7:42 AM Nov 29th from web
  4. "Karzai reaches out to Afghan Taliban on holiday" I didn't know they celebrated Thanksgiving in Afghanistan. 8:33 AM Nov 27th from web
  5. Joe the Plumber calls President Obama's ideology "unAmerican," thus revealing more of Joe's idiotology. 6:49 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. Curt Shilling announced he won't run for Senate, because he needs to begin his campaign implying he may run for governor. 3:34 AM Sep 23rd from web
  7. Suggested Stephen Pagliuca campaign slogan: "Change I can finance for a very competitive rate of interest." 5:16 PM Sep 20th from web
  8. Studies: 1 dose of swine flu vaccine works. 2 makes you smell like bacon. 5:34 AM Sep 12th from web
  9. SC GOP joins lawmakers asking Gov. Mark Sanford to resign – or, at the very least, join a more discreet dating Web site.” 5:34 AM Sep 12th from web
  10. Indiana court: Pizza shop must pay for 340-pound employee’s weight-loss surgery – and stop paying him with calzones. 5:34 AM Sep 12th from web
  11. Government of Sweden uses state funds to produce feminist porn. First project: “Debbie Does Betty Friedan.” 5:33 AM Sep 12th from web
  12. Government of Sweden uses state funds to produce feminist porn. Director is looking for male actors who can express their feelings on cue. 5:33 AM Sep 12th from web
  13. Yankee Stadium gives out free prostate exams. Authorities still on the lookout for rogue peanut vendor wearing rubber gloves. 5:33 AM Sep 12th from web
  14. Study: Condoms help reduce global warming – meaning you can help the environment by planting something other than a tree. 5:32 AM Sep 12th from web
  15. Treasury Sec. Geithner says bailout programs are shrinking – thanks to his innovative “Preparation H Financial System.” 5:32 AM Sep 12th from web
  16. John Stossel is leaving ABC News for Fox News – “where, finally, I won’t be harassed by those pesky fact-checkers.” 5:31 AM Sep 12th from web
  17. Marijuana farming increases amid ailing economy. DEA reports sharp increase of disoriented scare scows. 4:35 PM Sep 10th from web
  18. Harvard study: Businesses not ready for H1N1 flu. However, they are ready for the after-flu sale. 4:35 PM Sep 10th from web
  19. Tim Cahill enters race for Mass. governor. His campaign slogan: It looked like a good idea in the beginning. 4:35 PM Sep 10th from web
  20. Pres. Obama regrets delaying details for health plan – although he may still delay announcing do-it-yourself prostate exams. 4:34 PM Sep 10th from web