BenSpiers
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"Helium not only makes your voice high-pitched, after a liquid helium enema, farts do the same. I call it 'laughing gas.'"- Patrick Duffy
about 1 hour ago
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Regulate, Warren G
about 6 hours ago
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Lots of Vulcans !! LLAP
about 7 hours ago
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It's easy to send a sexy text to the wrong number so, before you start, delete your girlfriend's number from your phone
about 8 hours ago
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Modern Way, Keiser Chiefs, followed by You Really Got Me, The Kinks.
about 8 hours ago
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Wifi technology was originally developed by scientists looking for black holes.
about 8 hours ago
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RT @: @--Hey Michael. Sending out my world famous healing powers to you! -Am channeling this good energy to @
10:22 AM May 23rd
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There is a very cheeky thing that keeps lurking on the HD free space. It is interested in system volume info and media. Splatted again.
10:07 AM May 23rd
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Don't know where the day is going. Pottering so hard with such slow progress.
7:47 AM May 23rd
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RT @: Animal aviators. Meet six of the strangest -- This is amazing. No spoilers, but worth logging in for.
5:11 AM May 23rd
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RT @: Brain rewiring offers slim hope for epidemic -- "Slim" hope. Loving your work :)
5:09 AM May 23rd
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Nice to get nagging out of the way. Only trying to be constructive. It's nice when companies have the right staff. See? "Nice," I said.
4:06 AM May 23rd
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Was in @'s kitchen. Went to fix hair with liquid nitrogen as no gel. Crumbled to bits, bald as Heston and big cold headache.
6:52 PM May 22nd
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My right earhole's wax genuinely smells of chocolate. Can anybody explain?
5:49 PM May 22nd
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"I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT A F*CK*NG CORNISH PASTY!" via @, screaming at padded wall, standing alone wearing straight jacket.
4:59 PM May 22nd
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@ My friend was wondering if he drinks enough milk, he'll reach puberty more quickly. He's now in his mid to late fifties.
4:30 PM May 22nd
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@ Have you or @ ever invited @ and @ over to a barbeque just to fool them into eating meat?
4:11 PM May 22nd
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SpaceX successfully launches Dragon capsule to the ISS! - Why are they only sending lizards?
4:00 PM May 22nd
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"Razzle Dazzle Frazzle Man, I myself am contraband. Fizzle sizzle understand, feel electric from my hand." - The Emporer, Jeturn of the Jedi
3:54 PM May 22nd
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Google Goes Moog: Doodle is Playable, Recordable Synthesizer /via @
11:49 AM May 22nd
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- Name Ben Spiers
- Location Henley, Oxfordshire, England.
- Web http://facebook.c...
- Bio Fun loving science and technology geek. Literary, artistic, soulful. Expect the unexpected.
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