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BenPooped

  1. @ashwinpande Book?? NERD! 8:38 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ashwinpande
  2. @ashwinpande I can't imagine getting too worked up over _anything_ related to the Great Gatsby. 8:31 AM May 23rd via web in reply to ashwinpande
  3. New Poop Office - Poopert shows up for a meeting with Dumperly, but she's nowhere to be found!! bit.ly/MnMWgc 8:26 AM May 23rd via web
  4. I read scary comics last night and then had a really scary nightmare about them. 2:50 AM May 22nd via web
  5. I just had a dream that I saw someone's boob. 2:56 AM May 17th via web
  6. @HOOOKS NBC is the community college of networks. 8:10 PM May 13th via web in reply to HOOOKS
  7. @albertxii @aalgar Would you like to see my Powerpoint on the subject? 12:36 PM May 12th via web in reply to albertxii
  8. @HOOOKS @ashwinpande And mackerel is not holy. 5:26 AM May 8th via web in reply to HOOOKS
  9. @HOOOKS The movie Alive... was a cookbook! 4:46 AM May 8th via web
  10. @HOOOKS You don't have to tell me twice! 4:46 AM May 8th via web in reply to HOOOKS
  11. @HOOOKS But I'm sure they'll start with the white people. 4:38 AM May 8th via web in reply to HOOOKS
  12. @ashwinpande Meat=animal flesh (usu. muscle but not always). Fishes are animals. Any other questions? I feel like I'm walking into a trap! 4:37 AM May 8th via web in reply to ashwinpande
  13. @ashwinpande Yeah, fish is meat. 2:47 AM May 8th via web in reply to ashwinpande
  14. It would be like calling Chuck Yeager sitting in coach on a Southwest flight his "last flight." 6:17 AM Apr 28th via web
  15. If the space shuttle is on top of a bigger plane, it doesn't count as the shuttle's last flight!!! 6:17 AM Apr 28th via web
  16. Had fun strolling down Marvel CyberComics(TM) Memory Lane with @albertxii en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvel_Cy… 1:02 PM Apr 16th via web
  17. @scottziolko Dammit, you just gave me an idea for another pedophile comic strip. THIS WILL NOT HELP! 6:04 AM Apr 10th via web in reply to scottziolko
  18. @DanSlott Is there a limit 2 how many babies you'll sign? If not, you're contributing 2 overpopulation by encouraging ppl 2 have more babies 6:02 AM Apr 10th via web in reply to DanSlott
  19. @scottziolko Could I be the first man in history to give pedophiles blue balls using drawings of poop? 5:59 AM Apr 10th via web in reply to scottziolko
  20. @aalgar I don't know. This is just what Wordpress tells me! And that's what I'm telling the cops! 5:58 AM Apr 10th via web in reply to aalgar