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BenPaddon

  1. @drucifus Right now? Nowhere. Thinking of making one myself. 17 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to drucifus
  2. Both @grwatson and @brewsternorth have suggested "Don't Panic and Carry a Towel" which is vastly superior. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  3. @pvponline I mean, I'm crap at business. I've no idea how to market myself. But I can write like a motherfucker. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to pvponline
  4. @pvponline Maybe those emailing you already have that base covered. Maybe they're just aware that the business side isn't their strength. about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to pvponline
  5. @TheInkTank You too, eh? about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TheInkTank
  6. Saw a H2G2 "Keep Calm..." tee-shirt design that said "Keep Calm and Don't Panic". Surely "Don't Panic and Carry On" is better? about 3 hours ago via TweetDeck
  7. BPdotNET: Deadlong Update benpaddon.net/2012/05/deadlo… about 4 hours ago via Ben Paddon's blog
  8. Photo: tmblr.co/ZNYRNvM3ITjJ about 5 hours ago via Tumblr
  9. The only time these words have ever been uttered - RT @bromley001: Right, recording Blue Peter. Watching it later. No spoilers! #DoctorWho about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  10. For the last few strips, @krisstraub's Starslip will be renamed "Time Ruiner: Genesis" - starslip.com/2012/05/24/the… about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
  11. Brand new Jump Leads, probably! - jump-leads.com/comic/255 about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  12. All of your burps and belches can be made 700% more interesting! Simply follow them with the words "...he cried, lustfully." about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  13. Read my response to "How did you celebrate your most recent birthday?": 4ms.me/KVMwfc about 17 hours ago via Formspring.me
  14. I've no idea if I can actually name the movie in question. I probably can, but I'll hold off for now. about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  15. You know when you go to see a movie because it's something to do and you don't expect to enjoy it, then end up really, really liking it? about 17 hours ago via TweetDeck
  16. @kenlowery A million-billion years. Or three days. I don't know. about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to kenlowery
  17. I will never understand why some Americans think I'm Australian. I lay awake some nights, unable to focus on anything else. about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck
  18. @krisstraub Man, what is this "[redacted]" everybody's talking about? There are so many people working on it! about 23 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to krisstraub
  • Name Ben Paddon
  • Location Sunland, CA
  • Web http://www.benpad...
  • Bio Writer, blogger, amateur stand-up comedian. My opinions ≠ my employers' opinions. Check out @PortsCenter - http://www.portscenter.tv/
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