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  1. Signed a bill that will give Israeli men free access to Viagra. We MUST BEAT the Palestinians in the sex game or our security is in danger! 9:54 PM Aug 1st from web
  2. Palestinians are having more babies then Israelis. Instead of practicing safe sex we Israelis should be practicing SEX -- lots! Cum on! 4:05 PM Aug 1st from web
  3. Watched a very bad porn film last night. The screenwriting was terrible -- the story went nowhere. 11:36 PM Jul 31st from web
  4. Promised US officials that Israel will evacuate ALL SETTLEMENTS in the West Bank as soon as the true identity of JFK's killer is revealed. 2:04 PM Jul 30th from web
  5. Idea: To counter the Arab world's view that I am anti-Arab I will convert to Islam. Ha ha ha can't wait to see the looks on their faces! 12:45 PM Jul 30th from web
  6. Finished meeting Mid East envoy George Mitchell. Tried to deflect settlement issue with him by asking "Who really killed JFK?" 11:46 AM Jul 29th from web
  7. Will meet with Mid East envoy George Mitchell next week. May use my wife's PMS as an excuse to get out of meeting with him... 5:55 PM Jul 24th from web
  8. Israeli agents report that Osama Bin Laden may be alive and working at a Dunkin Donuts along the Afghan/Pakistani border. 7:26 PM Jul 23rd from web
  9. Will continue to build in East Jerusalem despite US pressure. Been approached by Disney World about a theme park there... 7:23 PM Jul 23rd from web
  10. Missing President Bush... 11:56 AM Jul 21st from web
  11. Formulating a plan to evacuate illegal settlement outposts. Idea: tell settlers the Messiah has arrived and wait for them to leave homes. 8:14 AM Jul 21st from web
  12. Thinking of having some plastic surgery. Some liposuction, perhaps a nose job -- I think I can look like a younger Robert Redford... 6:44 PM Jul 20th from web
  13. Just finished reading "Dianetics" by L. Ron. Hubbard. I thought Islam was a crazy religion, this one takes the cake. 6:43 PM Jul 20th from web
  14. Meeting with Mid-East envoy Mitchell soon. I'd rather stay home and talk with my wife -- that's how much I HATE HIM! 2:00 PM Jul 20th from web
  15. That volleyball scene in "Top Gun" is something special. Song "Playing with the Boys" is great! 1:53 PM Jul 20th from web
  16. Watching "Top Gun." Tom Cruise is a hot guy. 1:52 PM Jul 20th from web
  17. Latest figures: Palestinian population ahead of Jewish. New Israeli tourist slogan: "Come to Israel. Then, cum in Israel." 1:48 PM Jul 20th from web
  18. President Obama continues to push for settlement freeze. Hell will freeze over before that happens hahahahahhahaha 1:43 PM Jul 20th from web
  19. Top ten things that make me cry: 1)my wife 2)my wife 3)my wife 4)my wife 5)my wife 6)my wife 7)my wife 8)my wife 9) my wife 10) HAMAS 1:37 PM Jul 20th from web
  20. In order to control the population rise in the West Bank, Israeli govt will distribute free porn to Palestinian men. 1:35 PM Jul 20th from web