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BenJoBubble

The party has started! Ack! about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
OMFG. TheCap'n just showered, shaved, donned evening casual uniform. If I marry him twice is that bigamy? Whatever. Blowjobs. about 3 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
I feel a #TodaysRant coming on. Stand by. about 4 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@Un_FollowMe Hahaha! 1st off, we don't "sail". We run a MOTOR yacht. And yes, shenanigans happen. about 5 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Un_FollowMe
@Un_FollowMe As long as not windy (rough) it's actually kind of fun to be underway in the rain, if there's good visibility & NO lightning. about 5 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to Un_FollowMe
@Un_FollowMe Hahaha! Yeah, we're loving life now that we're DOCKED. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to Un_FollowMe
@SimplySassy1 Freedom about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to SimplySassy1
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RT @GreenEyedLilo: @P0TUS @BenJoBubble "You sunk my assholeship!" about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Off our starboard right now. Under tow. Hauling ass. Good times on the New River! lockerz.com/s/211499545 about 5 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
TheCap'n: "For 5 grand he coulda had you all day." Me: "Wait, what?" TheCap'n: "I'd push for $10,000, of course." #ICanHazPriceTag #WTF LOL about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
Dockmaster just came by: "How much are you asking her?" Fairly certain he thought the yacht was for sale, NOT me. about 5 hours ago via TweetDeck
The Portuguese sailors. RT @Barbados: Who named Barbados, "Barbados?" about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
We're docked, safely. That's all that matters. 8-) RT @amandastewart: @benjobubble thanks hun. i am sure tonight will go swimmingly. :) about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
Someone near this dock has a WiFi network: "In Tim Tebow We Trust". I shall now hunt them down & sink their boat. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
LOL! No, we're chic. Henri Lloyd. ~ RT @ctiedje: @BenJoBubble are you all dressed in yellow rain gear like the Gordon's fisherman? LOL about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
People just went by on tourist cruise and photographed our boat. LOL! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
@amandastewart Get well soon, hon! about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to amandastewart
You'll be happy to know I've changed into dry panties. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck
@amandastewart Aww! Hope you feel better! And yes, no norovirus on the yacht, please. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to amandastewart
@ctiedje No, the later the better at this point. It's gonna take us a while to clean up after this docking debacle. We're DRENCHED. about 6 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to ctiedje

Name BenJo Bubble
Location Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Bio Random acts of mindless.© TheCap'n (Ben) & TheMonkey (Jo) offer you nothing in the form of intelligent life. For this, we don't apologize. Save yourselves.