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  1. @wonderfulscar this weekend? about 20 hours ago from Echofon in reply to wonderfulscar
  2. @wonderfulscar well since you're not busy, want to go bowling? about 23 hours ago from web in reply to wonderfulscar
  3. I want to go bowling. about 23 hours ago from web
  4. @daverwtk I think someone just hires unemployed drunks to impersonate him. Just like Santa. about 23 hours ago from web in reply to daverwtk
  5. Today's theme: celery. about 23 hours ago from web
  6. @daverwtk does anyone ever see Lesante ? I don't. I don't believe he exists. 11:53 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to daverwtk
  7. I never understood the "thumpety thump" part of the Frosty song. 11:45 AM Dec 14th from web
  8. HOpe the the Grinch gets here soon . . . or I'm going to steal christmas 9:58 AM Dec 13th from web
  9. THE SKY CALLS TO US 3:58 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  10. stupid "on my radar" britney spears song has been popping up in my head when I least expect it for the last three days. Am I mentally ill?? 2:37 PM Dec 12th from web
  11. time for a nap 12:36 PM Dec 12th from Echofon
  12. "F!" 3:46 PM Dec 11th from web
  13. @wonderfulscar the thermostat in your car is probably dead. I hate those things 2:52 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to wonderfulscar
  14. Zooey is on Bones 5:58 PM Dec 10th from web
  15. @wonderfulscar @ohnoamy "I'm kind of in love with M. Ward every day!" Are you going to fight about it?! 2:25 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to wonderfulscar
  16. I'm so disorganized. I'm such an asshole 1:23 PM Dec 10th from web
  17. @ohnoamy were you the one texting me? 6:47 PM Dec 9th from web
  18. I don't get at least half the cultural references on Gilmore Girls. But I don't watch it for the witty dialogue. 2:31 PM Dec 9th from web
  19. @ohnoamy I can but I don't know who they're from. did you recently develop a case of Tourette's? 2:28 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to ohnoamy
  20. Happy Malkovichmas, everyone! 11:58 AM Dec 9th from Echofon
  • Name Ben F.
  • Location GLAD LITTLE BORED TWEET WORLD
  • Bio A ...big, solid, man-shaped hole in the world.
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