BenBurris
@Cwluc Dude it's 90 degrees in my office. The building's A/C broke last night. Booo!
| BenBurris @mollywood Has made this the most hilarious WWDC evar! |
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| BenBurris @mollywood The new Wii. My thoughts exactly. |
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| BenBurris I just hooked one of those huge shipping staples in my finger. Ow. Looks like "Kill Bill" in here now. |
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| BenBurris Radiohead has never topped OK computer, and I doubt they ever will. |
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| BenBurris @Poshy I feel your pain. My cat used my chest as a trampoline all night. I gave up at 5am. |
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| BenBurris 10:30am - 92 degrees F - 2000% humidity. Welcome to the South! |
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| BenBurris @mlewis106 The bad thing is car companies are pushing the oil change intervals higher. |
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| BenBurris Now I rock the house party at the drop of a hat. I beat a biter down with a aluminum bat. |
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| BenBurris The new BMW X6 is a fine vehicle... as long as you don't need any rear side and don't use your rearview mirror. Design FAIL! |
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| BenBurris There is a guy in the waiting room that looks like the bastard child of Don Knotts and Pee Wee Herman. |
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| BenBurris It's 70 degrees and blue skies. I'm taking the day off to ride my motorcycle on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Later internets! |
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| BenBurris BMW motorcycle riders will add as many mirrors, horns, lights, and reflective add-ons as possible. Just ride the motorcycle, people. |
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| BenBurris Thar be food off the port bow! |
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| BenBurris The day is done. |
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| BenBurris Woxy.com is playing Cat Power's "Cross Bones Style". I haven't heard this in forever. FTW! |
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| BenBurris Chaos due to magical penis theft. http://snurl.com/25hnk |
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| BenBurris @mollywood The smell of burnign hair promotes productivity and fear... but mostly fear. |
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| BenBurris Time for lunch! That means an hour long motorcycle ride to clear my head. w00t! |
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| BenBurris If you were to take the prose of Bob Dylan, the passion of Joe Strummer, & the voice of Freddy Mercury. You would have a frontman defined. |
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