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BenBurris

@Cwluc Dude it's 90 degrees in my office. The building's A/C broke last night. Booo!

BenBurris @mollywood Has made this the most hilarious WWDC evar!
BenBurris @mollywood The new Wii. My thoughts exactly.
BenBurris I just hooked one of those huge shipping staples in my finger. Ow. Looks like "Kill Bill" in here now.
BenBurris Radiohead has never topped OK computer, and I doubt they ever will.
BenBurris @Poshy I feel your pain. My cat used my chest as a trampoline all night. I gave up at 5am.
BenBurris 10:30am - 92 degrees F - 2000% humidity. Welcome to the South!
BenBurris @mlewis106 The bad thing is car companies are pushing the oil change intervals higher.
BenBurris Now I rock the house party at the drop of a hat. I beat a biter down with a aluminum bat.
BenBurris The new BMW X6 is a fine vehicle... as long as you don't need any rear side and don't use your rearview mirror. Design FAIL!
BenBurris There is a guy in the waiting room that looks like the bastard child of Don Knotts and Pee Wee Herman.
BenBurris It's 70 degrees and blue skies. I'm taking the day off to ride my motorcycle on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Later internets!
BenBurris BMW motorcycle riders will add as many mirrors, horns, lights, and reflective add-ons as possible. Just ride the motorcycle, people.
BenBurris Thar be food off the port bow!
BenBurris The day is done.
BenBurris Woxy.com is playing Cat Power's "Cross Bones Style". I haven't heard this in forever. FTW!
BenBurris Chaos due to magical penis theft. http://snurl.com/25hnk
BenBurris @mollywood The smell of burnign hair promotes productivity and fear... but mostly fear.
BenBurris Time for lunch! That means an hour long motorcycle ride to clear my head. w00t!
BenBurris If you were to take the prose of Bob Dylan, the passion of Joe Strummer, & the voice of Freddy Mercury. You would have a frontman defined.
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