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BellyoftheBeast

  1. Owner's manual: "Best if worn after three days with no shower and in 90-degree weather." twitpic.com/9p43cy 10:06 AM May 25th via Twitpic
  2. If our country's fate ever comes down to a battle of perseverance, we gotta send in the guy in charge of junk mail. 8:40 AM May 25th via web
  3. @mbjclay Like Elam, whatever dumb things he does, he'll get his punishment by spending 3 1/2 hours being mauled by Alabama's left tackle. 7:51 AM May 25th via web in reply to mbjclay
  4. @mbjclay He reeks of Shane Elam. 7:46 AM May 25th via web in reply to mbjclay
  5. @tinyjeni @brentsie Raising the roof is only used during a Dave Coulier stand-up set. 7:49 PM May 24th via web in reply to tinyjeni
  6. The word "swag" has to be juuuuust about out of house money, right? 7:01 PM May 24th via web
  7. And that was not a "Walmart sucks!" point. It's just that I haven't needed dryer sheets, an air rifle, and BBs all at the same time. 6:18 PM May 24th via web
  8. It's been a long time since I've been, but it was good to see Walmart still has its survival-of-the-fittest feel. 6:10 PM May 24th via web
  9. If I had a plan to not hear about college fball realignment for 100 years, you might tilt your head and say, "Go on." thebellyofthebeast.net/2012-articles/… 10:34 AM May 24th via web
  10. Stuntman jumps out of a helicopter with no parachute, Guy in the White shirt yawns. sayhellotomiguelsanchez.tumblr.com/post/236282943… 2:29 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Sadly, Kenny Powers will not be in Austin this weekend. statesman.com/blogs/content/… 12:01 PM May 23rd via web
  12. Local tattoo shops update list of accepted forms of currency. MT @BTNBrentYarina: Ohio State to provide student-athletes w/ iPads this fall. 9:08 AM May 23rd via web
  13. Remember, if you take care of yourself and don't look like a slack-jawed moron, you too can be a stock photography doctor. 8:55 AM May 23rd via web
  14. Well, this is just the best thing ever - YOU CUT DEEPLY, INTERNET. No more complaining for at least 30 minutes. mnn.com/family/family-… 8:45 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Dan Mullen CD release party, featuring an emotional "Stairway to Heaven" encore. thebellyofthebeast.net/2012-articles/… 10:59 AM May 22nd via web
  16. "This next song is about the time I killed a drifter for sport with Sugarland after our spring game." bit.ly/Jl9fEV 7:43 AM May 22nd via web
  17. Dreamed I tweeted a hilarious bit on Germans mad at America for being led to buy Sears stock. So, yeah, my subconscious had a crazy weekend. 8:35 AM May 21st via web
  18. Gomez for Bayern Munich is their Taye Biddle. Gets into space, then can't finish. 12:28 PM May 19th via web
  19. If I did Foursquare, I would make sure I was the Joseph Stalin of every Chick-fil-A within 10 miles of my house. 7:40 PM May 18th via web