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@dougiehouser What's with all the waistcoat action? Lloyd last week and Joe this. Like small children at tacky wedding. Shame on you Chezza about 1 hour ago from web in reply to dougiehouser
@alexaflotsam http://bit.ly/WZGPI To make up for the m*llet. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to alexaflotsam
@alexaflotsam Yikes. I AM in trouble. Are you familiar with the Dorito eating seagull? about 1 hour ago from web in reply to alexaflotsam
@alexaflotsam I wished so much I had had a camera. He was at an Ideal Homes style thing I mistakenly went to. Very much not an Ideal Head. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to alexaflotsam
@dougiehouser >> Thank god you are coming to stay. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to dougiehouser
@dougiehouser Dude! The image of Freddie Mercury shimmying angrily is the first thing to make me laugh for DAYS. >> about 1 hour ago from web in reply to dougiehouser
Holy fuck, it's the night of terrifying hair. Jamie and Brian May? Worse than the guy I saw today with gelled ringleted mullet. #xfactor about 1 hour ago from web
@kathycastro It's revolting. 2 songs in and I think I might be dying of cringe. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to kathycastro
@LibertyLndnGirl @scooterboy123 Agree with you both. I'm already feeling mildly nauseated. about 1 hour ago from web in reply to LibertyLndnGirl
@kathycastro No! Mmmmm. Sounds tempting. Says she who is haemorraghing money on household necessities hour by hour... about 2 hours ago from web in reply to kathycastro
@kathycastro How cool is that armadillo? I am starting to really like house now it smells less of weirdness and more of Diptyque Cèdre. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to kathycastro
@m2comms Got it. The armadillo shall be mine! Thank you. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to m2comms
@JulieMayhew They are mean. Meet Dr Capybara. http://bit.ly/3pL8uH about 4 hours ago from web in reply to JulieMayhew
@TheDivorcee Doesn't he? I think of him as my life coach. There is no limit to the number of times I can be called "punk" by a large rodent. about 4 hours ago from web in reply to TheDivorcee
Others include "queen of the harpies", "Promised dog humiliation", "garden fence" and "feckdrinkarseowl". about 5 hours ago from web
I love the fact that 5 emails in my inbox currently have the word "capybara" in the subject line. about 5 hours ago from web
@m2comms Remind me what that evil site with the Bugatti homewares was? I need a TREAT (if only bank agreed..) about 5 hours ago from web in reply to m2comms
This made me laugh, gently http://bit.ly/1gGDj2 about 11 hours ago from web
Bonsoir tristesse (and mentalness) http://bit.ly/2yjWT6 12:23 PM Nov 13th from web
Random household shit purchased today: sludgey carpet, a tape measure, a cable, & a red bin. I am totally on top of this moving house thing 6:02 AM Nov 13th from web

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Name Jaywalker
Location Brussels, Belgium
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Bio Slattern, eurodrone, erstwhile keeper of the Holy Tortoise

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