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  1. Tweetie is okay. Wonder if I would like it more if I wasn't so in love with Twitteriffic? The landscape view is my favorite part so far.
  2. @michbek Are you testing Tweetie? Me too.
  3. So much for my plans to be a rule dodging adult & stay up late doing adult stuff tonight. I have dozed off twice and it's not even midnight.
  4. A comedian too 2? :D RT @jchutchins What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing! It just let out a little whine!
  5. A comedian too? RT @jchutchins Two muffins baking in an oven. One says, "Man, it's hot in here!" The other says, "Yikes! A talking muffin!"
  6. RT @jchutchins If you ever wanted to hear me sing "Oklahoma" in an interview, you MUST check the QuadrupleZ interview: http://bit.ly/7r1rao
  7. @michbek That's not the scary I was talking about.
  8. @drewbeatty Only if you promise not to get naked. :P
  9. @jchutchins Do it! And make sure you include genetically altered killer spiders. :P
  10. @riznphnx Why should we care about it? I don't get it and do NOT need a new time waster. You know?
  11. @michbek Hey you clean, sexy, buttery woman, whatchu doing tonight? You want to curl up and watch a scary movie with me?
  12. @cc_chapman OMG, you lucky bastard. I fought through a huge crowd, just to get some Dr. Pepper and chicken strips.
  13. Too much fried food. Bleh!
  14. @jamesdurham Haha. I'm really not that cranky. You can't tell me I have 4 days off of my hellish day job and get me in too bad a mood. :)
  15. @jeanettemarsh I'm putting that on my list of places not to shop, thank you very much. :)
  16. @jamesdurham Sorry. I'm a little cranky. Low blood sugar + the grocery store = frak you! :)
  17. @jamesdurham I believe my girls prefer Black Sharpies because they stink, make a mess and because I've told them to leave them alone.
  18. @jamesdurham Why do I always seem to be the only one in a hurry. Got people blocking the isle like they're site seeing at The Louvre.
  19. You know what sucks the life out of my holiday cheer faster than a parched camel who happens along a puddle of piss in the desert? Crowds.
  20. I haven't even gotten out of the car and I can tell coming up to the store to "grab a few things" was not the best idea I've ever had.