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BeingMrVijayS

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Napoleon: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. #BeingMrVijayS 19 minutes ago via twitterfeed
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Elbert Hubbard: The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one. #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
Death Jokes: A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the... #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
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Ambrose Bierce: History: An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers most... #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
Albert Einstein: I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with stick... #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
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Mel Brooks: I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit. #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
Mahatma Gandhi: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. #BeingMrVijayS about 1 hour ago via twitterfeed
Albert Einstein: I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowl... #BeingMrVijayS about 2 hours ago via twitterfeed
Blonde Jokes: Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?Because blonde guys aren't too bright either! #BeingMrVijayS about 2 hours ago via twitterfeed
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Benjamin Franklin: Lost time is never found again. #BeingMrVijayS about 2 hours ago via twitterfeed
Woody Allen: Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. #BeingMrVijayS about 2 hours ago via twitterfeed
Mime Jokes: One day an out of work mime was visiting the zoo, where he attempted to earn some money as a street perfor... #BeingMrVijayS about 2 hours ago via twitterfeed

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