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  1. Reason #25: Your Homosexuality Membership Comes with Built-In Car Discounts http://cli.gs/tY06y
  2. Reason 24: You've Technically Got Two Virginities http://cli.gs/guLEn
  3. Reason #23: Gay Dudes Have a Universal Word, Just Like the Smurfs http://cli.gs/pH0av
  4. Reason #22: All Gay Novels Have the Same Cover Artwork http://cli.gs/NWVjP
  5. Reason #21: Your Beard Size Indicates Your Standing in the Bear High Priesthood http://cli.gs/ZhbTZ
  6. Reason #20: Moisturiser Will Miraculously Erase All Your Problems http://cli.gs/Hdu9X
  7. Reason #19: You Sure Won't Find Porn Stars at Any Other Kind of Community Festival http://cli.gs/STYZe
  8. Hey, if you've got suggestions for post ideas, let me know! I've only got a finite number of reasons why being homo is awesome. Help me out!
  9. That's all. I'm going to try and keep the blog tongue-in-cheek rather than nasty, seeing as it's all in fun.
  10. 5. This one was me being mean about polygamy, which I just can't do now, seeing as I actually know someone in an awesome poly relationship.
  11. 4. Theatre appreciation comes built-in out of the factory - either by attending actual theatre, or rewatching the Buffy musical episode x50.
  12. 3. You can decry marriage as a heteronormalising institution while simultaneously demanding gay marraige rights.
  13. 2. It somehow becomes okay to make jokes about other minorities - just throw homophobia around if you get called out.
  14. 1. You can claim everything is homophobic. EVERYTHING EVER.
  15. ... but I think they're just a bit too mean to flesh out into actual blog posts, so I'm just going to dump them here. Here we go:
  16. Howdy, Twitter folks. Special Twitter-only bonus for you! I've written a lot of ideas down for future Being Gay is Awesome posts...
  17. Reason #18: You Can Turn Straight Guys Gay by Force-Feeding Them a Six-Pack http://cli.gs/uzsaL
  18. Reason #17: You Can Pretentiously Change the Spelling of Your Name http://cli.gs/uuQ7eE
  19. Reason #16: You Can Play "Nightclub or Sex Venue?" http://cli.gs/dpd1N7
  20. Reason #15: You Can Confuse Your Friends by Purchasing "VCR Head Cleaner", Despite Not Owning a VCR http://cli.gs/YnagLp