Beesmusings
- Me: Babe, my sunburn turned into a nice tan! Hubs: I’ve seen better tans on egg whites.8:22 AM Jul 17th from web
- Driving in to work I thought I saw 2 dead raccoons on the road. Nope. Just 1 cut in half. mmm regurgitated breakfast!!7:22 AM Jul 17th from mobile web
- Patient messed with new TV in waiting room now only 1 channel comes in. So I'm watching a Korean soap.2:19 PM Jul 16th from mobile web
- Having some yummy popeye doughnut holes. Does that sound dirty to anyone else?7:07 AM Jul 15th from web
- Would I like to ride on a motorcycle, you ask. No thanks because then I'd have to wear leather pants.1:06 PM Jul 11th from mobile web
- Woke up very early hoping I'd have house to my self. Now Husband is LOUDLY clomping around making himself breakfast and yelling at dogs. :o(6:12 AM Jul 11th from web
- Homicidal pet peeve: I have a coworker, Milton, who is a loud eater/drinker. She can make water sound crunchy.7:31 AM Jul 10th from web
- Attn. Coworkers: I agree, my hair does look adorable but if you touch it one more time, I will cut you with a rusty paperclip!11:20 AM Jul 7th from web
- While most people like to be the hero in their life’s novel, I’d rather be a spicy villain. You know, minus the death at the end.11:43 AM Jul 6th from web
- Coworker brought double fudge chocolate cake. I stapled my ass to the chair and tossed out the staple remover. Self control, baby!2:05 PM Jun 25th from web
- Insurance lady: You are the reason healthcare is so high! - You know, because I’m good at my job? “My milkshake bring the boys to the yard…”1:45 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Currently trying to stop a flood with a kleenex. Not as fun as it sounds F*cken rain!12:31 PM Jun 19th from mobile web
- @hollydale It's more like moldy thumbs now. Happy Friday! :o)8:47 AM Jun 19th from web in reply to hollydale
- If next year is as rainy as it was this year, I’m planting water lilies in my garden.8:37 AM Jun 19th from web
- Okay, that lightening hit so close my hair is standing on end… or did I forget to brush it this morning?8:19 AM Jun 19th from web
- It’s raining hippos and elephants! I think I’m going to develop some Kevin Kostner gills soon.8:14 AM Jun 19th from web
- If you want to get my butt in gear, play 90s dance. BANG!10:20 AM Jun 15th from mobile web
- @hollydale I like biscuits too.8:33 PM Jun 11th from web in reply to hollydale
- People who dance THE TANGO make me laugh. Their facial expressions are hilarious. Kinda like the hubs when he's on his way to go poopsie.7:23 PM Jun 11th from web
- I think I've been infected withe the dreaded oinker virus... F*ck it! I'm having ice cream anyway! It may be the last thing I do.6:56 PM Jun 10th from web
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- Name Beesmusings
- Location Chicagoland
- Web http://beesmusing...
- Bio Living the dream of owning 2 dogs and a husband.
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