BeeBeeDubois
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Why doI the fumigators think its ok to put up those tents when it just makes everyone think there's a circus?
about 11 hours ago
via Twitter for Android
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Why do babies cry so much? Its not like they have big thighs or a dead end job.
6:57 AM Mar 21st
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@ I'm getting there. See you tomorrow, boss.
8:35 PM May 22nd
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in reply to LazloGusto
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The only time I've ever given my all to someone was when my neighbor ran out of laundry detergent.
6:48 AM May 18th
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Career change: anarchist bookstore owner.
4:03 PM May 21st
via Twitter for Android
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Gonna get my warpaint on. (I mean im gonna wear makeup) Things are gonna change.
8:26 PM May 20th
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Dear person I didn't follow back: All I saw was you. Is your fucking finger allergic to the retweet button, you selfish bastard/cunt? ~Me
6:59 AM May 20th
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@ And people wonder why Im crying all the time. Its the crying diet.
8:07 PM May 19th
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in reply to PyrBliss
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I really wish I was jesus right now. I don't feel like driving for more wine.
7:56 PM May 19th
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My conscience is clear because I soak it in Vodka.
5:22 PM May 19th
via Favstar.FM
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@ Yeah I know, but Gator shut that shit down years ago. He said NO. Keep it classy.
7:53 PM May 19th
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in reply to LazloGusto
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Foul Mouthed Brat Sucks at Selling Lemonade via @
7:44 PM May 19th
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On an unrelated note, Gator said to quit tearing out playboy pics. Im saving them for the boob doc and to look at on cake day at work.
7:36 PM May 19th
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Post boob job Ill go for a Playboy Senior Edition.
7:33 PM May 19th
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I was told that not all guys like fake boobies, and showed a picture of the natural playmate of the year. Then, told Im too old to be PMOTY.
7:32 PM May 19th
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Fuck you, we're parents.
7:21 PM May 19th
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Let's bring back the long, boozy lunch.
Life needs more of that shit.
3:50 PM May 19th
via Twitter for Android
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@ sounds like an awesome night! And, just for the record ladies that is not your hero, Lazlo Gusto.
7:20 PM May 19th
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in reply to LazloGusto
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