BeccaPiano
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What? Thanksgiving is over? Can I still be polite? No? I have to move to Canada now? Why am I only asking questions? What?
about 16 hours ago
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@ I'm so lazy that stepping into the kitchen to get a spoon usually entails a slow inner negotiation, complete w/ mediators & demands.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to musleh
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@ Yes, when I think 'The Green Mile', I definitely think banjo music. Schindler's List? Ukelele. And of course MG's ThePassion: Kazoo.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to musleh
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@ Hmmm. So, if I decide to follow the witty @, would that make me an @-Jew?
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to livejamie
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@ Two Guys, A Gullom and a Pizza Place
(what the hell is ?!
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about 18 hours ago
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@ Elvish Kitchen
about 19 hours ago
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@ The Silmarillion Dollar Man
about 20 hours ago
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@ FrodoCop
about 20 hours ago
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@ Two Guys, A Gullom and a Pizza Place
about 20 hours ago
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in reply to BillCorbett
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@ Aw shucks, sure. I'm eagle & willing to crack a few Mickelsons. But they singh the food there..Palmer House? They're Masters chefs.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to gneicco
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@ You know what Mark Twain called his oversize Asian stirfry saucepan when he left it soaking & ruined it? 'A long wok spoiled'.
about 23 hours ago
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@ Man, that's bogie. -Sure I do! A girl poses in the duff ONCE, shows off her Titleists & bam, she's 'coarse'. Ppl can be so caddy!
about 23 hours ago
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@ Damn! NOW ya tell me. Already transferred to #84 bus. But I could spit on some of the passengers here, just on general principle.
3:04 PM Nov 28th
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@ 'Subpar'? Well, it did make me turn green. But that's the trap of Twtr, y'know. We putter around, makin jokes in our little club...
2:55 PM Nov 28th
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Wish I could jack up cell beep vol. as I twt. To bug guy in el seat ahead of me sittin sideways, arm over the back. Wd spitting on him help?
2:41 PM Nov 28th
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Gee, my whiny twts re lousy restaurant service are SO much better'n all those stupid puns & stuff. Think I'll change my name to @ BoreD'ohh!
2:22 PM Nov 28th
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@ Wow, you could get some serious carpal tunnel if those were REAL "air-quotes".
1:30 PM Nov 28th
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But OTHER place- asked hostess of ingreds in spinachpie: "~5 eggs/batch, but u can leave em out!" Took 3 tries to get thru I wasn't COOKING.
1:20 PM Nov 28th
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Boy, *NOT* impressed so far w/1st time in yrs in Greektown. THIS place brought egglemon soup not chickpea right after I told of egg allergy.
1:08 PM Nov 28th
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@ "Who could ask for anything more?"
10:00 AM Nov 28th
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- Name Becca Piano
- Location Chicago
- Web http://beccapiano...
- Bio Piano-player, dance accompanist, purveyor of nonsense, song parodist, Mad Haikuer, destroyer of words
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