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BebeBlack

  1. A fly got stuck to my lipstick and died. True story.
  2. #ColdShower
  3. @TomCaulfield82 Incidentally, I HAVE used that line myself in reference to the aforementioned "happy couple".
  4. @TomCaulfield82 Hey man, can't you tell I'm bitter?
  5. It's wedding season again. The only time anyone's ever used the term "happy couple" in reference to me is when they're pointing at my chest.
  6. Today I discovered Joey Starr hit a monkey on television.
  7. The roof is on fire? Don't let the motherfucker burn. Get some water on that thing. It's a health & safety issue if nothing else.
  8. Dressing for summer is hard when it was winter last week and you're a stone heavier than last year. My breasts are out of control.
  9. In a very hot @SarmStudios writing a summer banger with @DimitriTikovoi (If I do say so myself!)
  10. “@HollyljOBrien: aaaaahhhh they just don't make 'em like this anymore.... twitter.com/HollyljOBrien/…” Ain't it tha truth!
  11. Time to buy sandals, probably? instagr.am/p/LAZdRJoXSJ/
  12. Good morning, Factor 50 suncream!
  13. Johan Johansson. instagr.am/p/K_A7-toXSi/
  14. @elanor_geddes My arms are tanned. Not happy. I think I caught this through a window, also.
  15. Kristian Marr. Not actually dead, just pretending for my arrival. instagr.am/p/K-zOHzIXbK/
  16. “@iambenga: Perfect weather for it fb.me/WQIL9JJM” Heck yes.
  17. @elanor_geddes So was leather jacket, black jeans, leather shoes, fishnet jumper for me. #Melting
  18. People that sit on the outside seat of trains during rush hour: karma will get you and it's coming for your sex life.