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BeauDByrnes

  1. Mia Farrow is the greatest woman ever.
  2. itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the… Listen to The Cabinet podcast for extremely B-grade laughs
  3. New art twitter.com/BeauDByrnes/st…
  4. Listening to Diablo Cody with @marcmaron is like looking at Mila Kunis.
  5. If you only realize she doesn't have a pulse once you're already inside, put her near a heater ad pretend she does.
  6. To achieve the highest rank of Jui-Jitsu, you must scrape the tatar off of a tiara toting toddler's teeth while she tans in her own sun bed.
  7. Off to the shops for cucumbers and ky jelly. (@YouTube youtu.be/d-vCAp_Q20E?a)
  8. My name is Beau, and I am an advocate of ethnic male genitalia and rigorous sel (@YouTube youtu.be/d-vCAp_Q20E?a)
  9. What the fuck is this about? (@YouTube youtu.be/i2mIaq3vOSw?a)
  10. Wassup, sexies? Nothing? Well then, if you want your ears licked with crisp fucking pod chatter, listen to The Cabinet itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
  11. You wanna podcast, that isn't SModcast? Check out The Cabinet! itunes.apple.com/au/podcast/the…
  12. Beautiful logo for new podcast twitter.com/BeauDByrnes/st…
  13. Joss Whedon is a fucking genius!
  14. @jaymewes Thank you for letting me eat a tim tam out of your asshole. I bought a pack from the 7/11 after the show!
  15. @ThatKevinSmith Hello, sir. I'm in the last row tonight, I really need Jay to air Fuck away my tears! #letusfuck
  16. @JayMewes Would you do me the honor of singing my best friend, Peter, happy birthday at tomorrow's show? He's exactly like you. EXACTLY!
  17. @thatkevinsmith Would you sing my best-friend and @JayMewes -a-like, Peter happy birthday at tomorrow's show? I'll go Less Than Zero for it!