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  1. http://bit.ly/7sZOjC I should really update this after David Cameron's trip to Afghanistan to use soldiers as a backdrop for photoshoot.
  2. @uponnothing Am I being a bit thick or is there no rss feed for the hope not hate blog?
  3. @uponnothing Good old traditional British terrorism. None of the imported crap-Mail will be delighted at British terror for British workers.
  4. @nadine_dorries Day one. Whereabouts revealed by Ocado delivery van. Wheels stolen and feral youths dividing up 1kg of tofu with machetes.
  5. @bloggerheads Is that a pRPG where the single mother manages to swing ludicrous taxpayer funded benefits for her daughters?
  6. Actually, that would be a fine name for a blog. 'Blaney's Barmy' A blog for the firearms trained wing of the Conservative party.
  7. @bloggerheads Oh dear! I forsee a Blaney's Barmy response :-)
  8. http://bit.ly/5vlR3w NOT the Cliff Richard Christmas single. "My name is not Cliff Richard and I've never shagged Sue Barker."
  9. http://bit.ly/7Y4o0L I expect to receive quite a number of these Friends Reunited Christmas cards this year. (old pic of mine)
  10. http://bit.ly/4q3FFP Poet Laureate reinterprets 12 days of Christmas. Includes milking money, flipping flats and mending moats.
  11. http://bit.ly/4LPh02 Worth adding to your reading list. Christian Adams cartoon blog.
  12. News of the World publishes secretly taken video of Queen writing warning letter to editors about paparazzi.
  13. Security not in place yet at Nadine Dorries estate. Residents so frightened they will not allow her in until their security is doubled.
  14. Mainly Dale writes obituary for Mandelson. I would write one for Thatcher but can you write an obituary for the undead?
  15. I once asked Camden Waterstones if they stocked any Alan Bennett books that weren't signed by him.
  16. Wrapped in marshmallow suit on milkshake set, regurgitating frothy arrangements to a polystyrene audience. I used to respect Rod Stewart.
  17. @mrpower Thora Hird - 2nd pic down. http://bit.ly/8zlwMF
  18. http://bit.ly/91voMw A fine comment on the Mainly Dale by @DailyQuail prompts a response from the host in breach of his own guidelines.
  19. http://bit.ly/4Hyu0d Martin Rowson classic in today's Guardian."After all, Nick Griffin & Melanie Phillips can't both be wrong!"
  20. @bigdaddymerk Do they cut the price of drinks further when you start singing? :-)