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is gonna go out on a limb and say that life before electricity sucked. 9:29 AM Oct 30th from mobile web
'Dear Divine Creator, Not really sure what you were thinking when constructing the human spine... not a great design Love, El Oso 2:16 PM Oct 13th from web
'Dude... you know when you do that - and when you don't!' 3:43 PM Sep 30th from web
Dear Snickers... I love you - From, your secret admirer. 10:42 AM Sep 29th from web
... Dear Sun Chip People, Thank you so much for this new Spicy Chipotle flavor. It's a Mexican fiesta taking place on my tastebuds. 2:32 PM Sep 22nd from web
RT @tweetmeme The Deepening http://retwt.me/aCCW 11:09 AM Sep 22nd from web
'The Orleans' features some of Las Vegas' finest people... as well as an Alligator bar 9:13 PM Sep 18th from mobile web
el oso says... follow your nose! 9:11 PM Sep 18th from mobile web
When the Toledo Rockets hang 50+ on your defense... things aren't going well. 6:21 PM Sep 12th from mobile web
wondering why civilization is still using metal keys.We 7:47 PM Sep 6th from mobile web
Just because your are in a public bathroom urinating, doesn't mean it's okay to fart during that process as well. 10:58 AM Sep 2nd from web
'I thought that you said that i was ok Spider?' 9:16 AM Sep 1st from mobile web
@kelleylavin you're welcome 3:26 PM Aug 25th from web in reply to kelleylavin
Johnny Walker Black... blacked me out. 3:26 PM Aug 25th from web
not a fan of the Black Out Fairy 6:05 AM Aug 24th from mobile web
my parents house has fancy toilettes. i don't like it one bit. 6:26 AM Aug 21st from mobile web
well hello new york... what's that? Oh, well i guess i can learn to enjoy sweating? 3:02 PM Aug 20th from mobile web
LAX to O'Hare - it smells like rotten onion and baby diaper soup on this plane 7:03 AM Aug 20th from mobile web
wants to encourage people to start using the term 'playballer' when referring to folks e.g 'What up Playballer?' 11:43 AM Aug 19th from web
'... the kids aren't dressing up as Scorcher for Purim anymore.' 2:52 PM Aug 18th from web