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  1. I thought surely I'd be able to take that uppity Nick Saban down a peg or two this year, but bless my bourbon if he hasn't coached 'em up.
  2. Now, CBS, calling Nick Saban me? I'm taking some Golden Flakes up to the Lord's place later and having a chat. You'll get smited for that.
  3. Bama barely beats Kentucky? That's easy. The ghost of me can coach both of my former squads at once.
  4. More passes to the running backs? Who throws the ball in this league anyway? Where's my wishbone? We won CHAMPIONSHIPS with that boy.
  5. Scholarships left over? Tell Nicky that aint how we win. I know something about this (see my bio to the right) and, son, this aint right.
  6. Bama playing freshmen? Not if I can help it.
  7. Get well Coach Pepper. Legion Field still needs you.
  8. Bama done went and hired a former basketball player to be a coach. That's good, but "Gottfried's Boys" don't have the same ring to it though
  9. He's got one returning starting LB for the fall? That Nick Saban ain't that great ...
  10. Cocaine? Not on my teams. Just winners. Also we had far fewer felonies, but then police were far more friendly then. Pass the Golden Flake.
  11. Things sure change. The Bham News made up a best in the SEC all-time list and Bama was 7th overall! I'd never have let that be published.
  12. Updated my photo and Twitter said "That's a nice picture!" Hell yeah it is! It's a picture of the Bear! Never been nothing but photogenic.
  13. Man I look good for a feller that's been dead for a quarter of a century! http://twurl.nl/5xhvys
  14. I saw they recently did a documentary on my coaching successor. He ain't no me.
  15. Ol' Tommy Tuberville held up seven figures on a military morale tour. This WW II veteran and football coach says fans should get over it.
  16. I'm still deader 'n dead, but they keep writing about me: http://twurl.nl/6nv3ah
  17. Still dead.
  18. Broadway Joe helped with the color scheme.
  19. New picture and houndstooth background taxed my creaking old bones.
  20. Raining on Tuscaloosa.