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  1. @adrianco Glad you made it 28 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to adrianco
  2. There's a man waiting to board my flight & he's crocheting a pink snuggle. This is clearly why the TSA was created about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. “@monkchips: just landed. ORD” < Safe travels, good meeting you! about 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. @adrianco Flight boards in 30 minutes ;) about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to adrianco
  5. @networkjanitor @cooperlees G'luck lads! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to networkjanitor
  6. @juliestuart Thank YOU! about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to juliestuart
  7. @Wh1t3Rabbit I don't know what Moffett Towers is...SNVL HQ is on Mathilda ave...near Moffett. Right now I'm in CO ;) about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Wh1t3Rabbit
  8. Ok @Gluecon folk. Last chance. If you want a ride to DEN, lemme know ASAFP. Going to leave in 10 mins about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. “@jxinsight: @Beaker I like to manage the quality of the user experience ;-)” < ha! about 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. @rmogull OODA baby. And, per my talk yesterday, security is too isolated/disconnected from the things that matter. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to rmogull
  11. RT @raedioactive: @Beaker @jamesurquhart Please don't occupy @adrianco; there's like ten of us doing that already < Heh about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  12. @bgracely Someone at the con did it for each keynote…I will find the name/company. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to bgracely
  13. Very cool pictograph of my talk yesterday at #gluecon twitter.com/Beaker/status/… about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. @jeffsussna "People" conflate the 3 terms to mean the same thing. They don't. That's why many products suck. No balance or over rotation. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to jeffsussna
  15. @jeffsussna What more can I say about that? You can have easy to manage but terrible user exp., high quality & poor mgmt, etc. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac in reply to jeffsussna
  16. Quality, Manageability and User Experience are DIFFERENT things. Interlinked but DIFFERENT. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  17. I thought that comment regarding virtual appliances would get some goats. about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  18. SLOWLY learning to not Twitter Snipe w/out asking 4 clarification 1st & ignoring people who just want to be the smartest person in the room about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  19. I'm heading back to DEN around 3:15pm or so from #gluecon. I have a big ass SUV so I can fit a bunch of folks if you want a ride. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for Mac
  • Name [Christofer] Hoff
  • Location [Now officially] San Jose, CA
  • Web http://www.ration...
  • Bio Fitness Culturist. Paleo-like Eater. Shiraz & Bourbon Fiend. Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Fanatic. Technosopher. Cloud & Virt (Security) Dude. I work @ Juniper Networks
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