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| BeaArthursPenis @esinka But what if you're both? |
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| BeaArthursPenis @Mike_FTW Rumors of Bea's death are exaggerated. We were just doing a long stretch at the Bunny Ranch and are only now coming up for air. |
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| BeaArthursPenis Been feeling a little limp lately... Lately? Who am I kidding? |
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| BeaArthursPenis @esinka All this sausage talk, dear. You're just baiting me, aren't you? But you can't bait the master. |
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| BeaArthursPenis Thanks to Zen for the photo of me hiking in the woods. That's no morel, darling. It's more Bea. http://flickr.com/photos/ze... |
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| BeaArthursPenis @TheBrad I get around. Hell, I've even been Jawa Rolled: http://youtube.com/watch?v=... |
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| BeaArthursPenis @TheBrad Honey, I've been rolling Ricks since Nixon. Honestly, I much prefer this one: http://xrl.us/bdeb9 |
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| BeaArthursPenis @esinka It's always meat christmas at my house. |
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| BeaArthursPenis @esinka It's alright dear. I've been wet before -- although that was during the Hoover administration. |
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| BeaArthursPenis @esinka I've been stuck in a vacuum cleaner before and, let me tell you, it's no walk on the beach. It's dusty enough down here as it is. |
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| BeaArthursPenis @schampeo Honey, I've seen more twitter in my day than you've seen spam. |
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| BeaArthursPenis Having a difficult time finding work. No one seems to want to put me in anything. |
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