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is exhausted after @schampeo 's and @hesketh 's wedding night

BeaArthursPenis @esinka But what if you're both?
BeaArthursPenis @Mike_FTW Rumors of Bea's death are exaggerated. We were just doing a long stretch at the Bunny Ranch and are only now coming up for air.
BeaArthursPenis Been feeling a little limp lately... Lately? Who am I kidding?
BeaArthursPenis @esinka All this sausage talk, dear. You're just baiting me, aren't you? But you can't bait the master.
BeaArthursPenis Thanks to Zen for the photo of me hiking in the woods. That's no morel, darling. It's more Bea. http://flickr.com/photos/ze...
BeaArthursPenis @TheBrad I get around. Hell, I've even been Jawa Rolled: http://youtube.com/watch?v=...
BeaArthursPenis @TheBrad Honey, I've been rolling Ricks since Nixon. Honestly, I much prefer this one: http://xrl.us/bdeb9
BeaArthursPenis @esinka It's always meat christmas at my house.
BeaArthursPenis @esinka It's alright dear. I've been wet before -- although that was during the Hoover administration.
BeaArthursPenis @esinka I've been stuck in a vacuum cleaner before and, let me tell you, it's no walk on the beach. It's dusty enough down here as it is.
BeaArthursPenis @schampeo Honey, I've seen more twitter in my day than you've seen spam.
BeaArthursPenis Having a difficult time finding work. No one seems to want to put me in anything.
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