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  1. found a way to watch Jeremy Kyle Show - high up on painkillers ;] Still leaves bad taste in your mouth - the show, not the drugs.
  2. painkillers should be working but cant sleep... third night trying a weird position. ♫Sleep Like An Egyptian ♫
  3. on my way to see the doc. Expecting to have 90% of my body in plaster by tea time.
  4. i'm not sure i mentioned this before but my butt hurts. this time not from spending hours on end glued to my computer...
  5. whoa! just thought of a awesome business model for a certain startup...
  6. zastepowanie fal mozgowych bassdrivem.
  7. being old isnt fun- wounds used to heal in seconds... now my ass hurts, my back feels like a wooden board and i whine like a little girl...
  8. #earth is flat, #darwin was a loon and all we need is #god. News sponsored by #CNN
  9. aaaaa ff@!$$ !!! forgot about that dog breeders site again.
  10. i love mondays
  11. in the spirit of communication 21st century style RT @AshTemple: HAPPY BIRTHDAY @twoshedz ;]
  12. dang! that stunt action swan dive of the stairs was worse than i expected. Feeling the effects...
  13. @szynol hehe, niby tak ale z tego co widze to tylko ja wyszedlem jak mala dziewczynka z warkoczykami ;]
  14. @pusewicz fejsbuk ->photos of me. branza przypuscila atak na moja boskosc i upublicznila kompromitujace zdjecia spozywania zlotej rosy... ;]
  15. no i mam to co chcialem O_o ! boziu drogi... za mlodu wygladalem jak zwykly leszczyk... ;]
  16. branze na wspominki wzielo... kompromitujace materialy otwarcie na necie. swiat szaleje.
  17. The Hunchback of Notre-fuckin-London. Cant sit straight, wont brave straightening my back. Annoyance levels off the scale...
  18. dang, i think ive done something to me ribs. Will have to bow to Röntgen this week. Like a non-eventful start to the week once in a while...
  19. im to old for falling down the stairs. right now i feel like 80 year old woman with badly replaced hip. Will act like one later today.
  20. F£$%@ hell, my tail bone must be fractured or something - my ass feels like one large bag of pain.