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BayerJeff

  1. @SoManyTunes it's true. No clue if he heard me, and I thank @EricDSnider for the knowledge that he wrote that song.
  2. @djmecca see you in September.
  3. @shoshido @ericdsnider there is no sand in this airport.
  4. @katerbland @ericdsnider You can smell despair?
  5. I stand by this decision - @EricDSnider: Layover at LAX. Cannes trip nearly finished. Yes, @BayerJeff is barefoot. twitpic.com/9ou03v
  6. I decided to hum the American Bandstand theme while I passed Barry Manilow at the airport (he wrote it).
  7. @TheJaseofSpades could not be a nicer fellow for driving @EricDSnider and myself to the Nice airport at 5:45am. I highly recommend him.
  8. @williambgoss Sigh. It wasn't. My biggest regret is not breaking a window and stealing pastries.
  9. Airplane Jeff likes apple juice and THE BIG BANG THEORY. Land Jeff makes fun of him for both these things. The 11.5 hour flight is over.
  10. Sean Penn walked by me at the airport. #Cannes is over. Wife, dog ... Here I come.
  11. @mr_wheatley loved SIGHTSEERS. My movies.com review - spr.ly/6010rwfa
  12. @EricDSnider on the Croisiette watching BOND on the beach.
  13. @EricDSnider @misterpatches that's unfortunate since that beard hasn't been cleaned for weeks.
  14. I am happy to report the Cannes body odor has been more potent than what I am used to on the streets of Portland. #Cannes