Bauart
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Men threw rocks, women screamed, children peed their pants..., and all I did was try on my President Cheney Halloween costume.
5:35 AM Oct 28th
from Echofon
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My "LinkedIn Referrals" sound more like Don Knotts movies, "The Unachiever", "Sometimes Punctual" and "Smelly on Mondays".
7:49 PM Oct 27th
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Once on Twitter I followed a girl and she followed me and we laughed and talked about life and how she was a man from Detroit.
4:38 PM Oct 23rd
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Which Microsoft store will be right for you, NY Professional, Arkansas Ultimate, Oklahoma Upgrade, or Trailer Park Home Premium?
11:29 AM Oct 22nd
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I just found some great Halloween zombie costumes at Walmart and didn't even have to get out of the car.
1:23 PM Oct 20th
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I only do impersonations of impersonators. I can also do ventriloquist, but some crowds just don't get that.
9:47 PM Oct 18th
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"Balloon Boy" soon to be son of "Convict Dad". (Just thought I would air that up and float it by you).
2:32 PM Oct 18th
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Discovered my ass-print on a sofa will form a perfect image of the Virgin Mary. I'll need TV, pizza & beer to demo the effect.
4:50 PM Oct 17th
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Good thing they didn't name that kid "Brick".
3:51 PM Oct 15th
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I'm hoping for a Garth & Taylor Swift Tour featuring Chris Gaines & Kanye West. Could call it the "Career Interrupted Tour".
10:52 AM Oct 15th
from Echofon
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I've just added you to my Feudalistic Hierarchial Based Medieval Surfdom Family. You should accept my mandatory decree.
8:33 AM Oct 13th
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Not sure what I like most about Columbus day? It's a toss-up between pillaging for gold and spreading infectious diseases.
8:35 AM Oct 12th
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If you've never woken up Sunday morning clutching a warm beer and a half eaten Whataburger taquito, you've never lived in Texas.
7:03 PM Oct 10th
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This tweet is brought you by the symbol "★".
1:17 PM Oct 9th
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I hope this doesn't end with another court order, it kinda jacks up the weekend. @ @ @
12:50 PM Oct 9th
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We choose to find Lady Gaga's meaning in this decade and do the other things; not because they're easy but because they are hard.
8:24 AM Oct 9th
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The two-drink minimum at the Butter Face Bar should have been a clue, but I proceeded in blissful ignorance of what was to come.
7:06 AM Oct 8th
from Echofon
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William Shatner named as a possible Emmy nominee for his recurring role as Kathleen Turner in Californication. Bravo Captain!
9:54 PM Oct 7th
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One more apology and Letterman will earn full Canadian citizenship.
8:13 AM Oct 6th
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Condé Nast is killing off Gourmet and Modern Bride Magazines . Waiting for a haircut will never be the same.
2:27 PM Oct 5th
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- Name David R Jennings
- Location Dallas
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of creative and technical services, including; print, broadcast, web design, E-media, and photography
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