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I did a cardiac stress test today. I rocked on the essay questions, but was a little weak on the multiple choice.
about 13 hours ago
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In Texas you can't throw a rock without hitting a republican or a Baptist. But I keep trying.
2:26 PM Nov 22nd
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Without her TV Show, saying you've "been on Ophra", will suddenly have a whole new meaning.
4:50 PM Nov 21st
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In "Paper, Rock, Scissors" I use the little known "Neutron Claw" as a last resort. It destroys everything in a 3 foot radius.
2:13 PM Nov 21st
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Note to Twitter newbies: Twitter offers you the ability to "star" any tweet you dislike for promptly removal.
10:04 AM Nov 21st
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When they cranked up the my living room furniture was replaced with exact duplicates. No, sorry, this isn't my living room.
2:44 PM Nov 20th
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Go ahead "peel the onion" and explain exactly why you *must* have a 5pm meeting each Friday?
1:21 PM Nov 20th
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(n) metrofuckotropolis: The land area within, and adjacent to, a large modern city. [I live in the DFW metrofuckotropolis.]
9:12 AM Nov 20th
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Your frustration with your co-workers is understandable, I'm just saying the website and yard-signs were excessive.
8:02 AM Nov 20th
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I would love to go dancing, but due to an "unfortunate mishap" my dancing liability insurance has skyrocketed. You understand.
8:30 AM Nov 19th
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(n) rogue: A scoundrel, rascal or unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person.
5:59 AM Nov 19th
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Listen, I'm just saying, "The Real House Wives of Mustang Ranch" would be the money!
7:40 PM Nov 18th
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Billions upon billions of alternate universes and you choose this one to… Oh wait, sorry, wrong universe, my bad.
6:20 PM Nov 18th
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You only behave that way due to a fear of losing control and being seen as less important… and because you are an a**hole.
10:25 AM Nov 18th
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Yes I have a split personality, but it's only thru "Dwayne" the paste-eating retarded accountant that I can endure your meetings.
5:35 PM Nov 17th
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Time travel may not be possible, but rescheduling meetings to appear on last month's calendar is why I studied programming.
7:37 AM Nov 17th
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9:31 AM Nov 16th
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I'mPrettySureThisWillBeTheNextBigThingOnTwitter.TrustMe.
9:58 AM Nov 14th
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2012 hits theaters today. It will be fun to watch Hollywood describe the end of the world, I mean..., as apposed to the Baptist.
8:04 AM Nov 13th
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If Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN does this mean I can't order any more of his "World Most Self-Righteous Anchor" coffee mugs?
6:23 PM Nov 11th
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- Name David R Jennings
- Location Dallas
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of creative and technical services, including; print, broadcast, web design, E-media, and photography
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