Bauart
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I'mPrettySureThisWillBeTheNextBigThingOnTwitter.TrustMe.
about 20 hours ago
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2012 hits theaters today. It will be fun to watch Hollywood describe the end of the world, I mean..., as apposed to the Baptist.
8:04 AM Nov 13th
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If Lou Dobbs is leaving CNN does this mean I can't order any more of his "World Most Self-Righteous Anchor" coffee mugs?
6:23 PM Nov 11th
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Had a meeting to discuss the pre-meeting, then a follow-up meeting after the meeting. I felt like one of George Clooney's goats.
9:04 AM Nov 11th
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I know u call it a Liquor Store but "Happy Fun Store" has a nice ring and people don't hit when I say I got happy on their sofa.
7:48 PM Nov 10th
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"Shit My Dad Says" was picked up by CBS as a possible sitcom. I'm still waiting on my call to be his cooky neighbor "Retweet".
12:17 PM Nov 10th
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"Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known" - Carl Sagan, 1934–1996 - (Happy 75th Birthday Carl!)
3:33 PM Nov 9th
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I recently traveled on Highway 69 through Oklahoma the same way a spicy Mexican soup travels through the lower intestines.
7:52 AM Nov 9th
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Ladies it's here at last! "The Complete and Unabridged Instruction Manual to Understand Your Man" - Insert Tab A into Slot B.
7:31 AM Nov 7th
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Police sex is called copulation. Foreigner sex is called fornicating. Police screwing foreigners is called border control.
6:28 PM Nov 4th
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Election drinking game. Every time you hear a national conservative pundit gloat over a meaningless local election, take a shot.
8:19 AM Nov 4th
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Merkel in congress left me wanting more. Is there a German channel w/ Bavarian drinking songs & sexually-repressed documentaries?
9:18 AM Nov 3rd
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If you think my tweets are redundant, read again.
11:30 AM Nov 2nd
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I had an egg thrown at the house, guess the Trick'r-Treaters didn't like the snausages.
5:46 PM Oct 31st
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Halloween zombies trick'r-treating for candy, NOT scary. Door-to-door religious nuts trying to nab my soul on a weekday... SCARY!
7:13 AM Oct 31st
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The last time I was "listed" by this many people I had to spend 6 weeks in detention.
7:05 AM Oct 30th
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It's OK to help the Walmart shoppers, "No no dear, you don't need that, just step away from the plastic yard ornaments!"
1:42 PM Oct 29th
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42 yrs ago today Prof L. Kleinrock sent the 1st computer to computer txt message, then seconds later received the 1st fail whale.
10:01 AM Oct 29th
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I've been pizza free for 36 hours! Delivery guy stopped to check on me, what a friend. (Of course I tipped him, it's customary).
6:14 AM Oct 29th
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Best costume idea for the kids... Give'm a netbook, dress them like Northwest pilots, and drop them off 150 miles from town.
12:15 PM Oct 28th
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- Name David R Jennings
- Location Dallas
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of creative and technical services, including; print, broadcast, web design, E-media, and photography
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