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Bauart

  1. Usually by this time of night... Godot is waiting for me. 9:44 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  2. I got Foursquare and LinkedIn confused with Instgram... now I'm getting 70's photos of bars that hate my resume. 7:31 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Hey, all you grammar Nazis out there... Hiael this! 7:01 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  4. KLOUT claims I'm influential at Viagra and Disney. But I swear... it was NOT at the same time! 5:34 PM May 23rd via web
  5. Everything in moderation is good for you... everything in excess is AWESOME! 9:55 AM May 23rd via Favstar.FM
  6. I can type about 55 words per minute... and drink nearly twice that much. 6:22 PM May 22nd via Favstar.FM
  7. They say it takes 10,000 hours to become an expert at a professional skill. 20,000 if you are working hourly. 5:58 PM May 22nd via web
  8. Seems like being a King on "Game of Thrones" is right up there with being a Mayor on Foursquare. 8:04 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Give a kid a stick and it becomes a sword or a gun. (Unless it's a smart kid... they just wonder why you're handing out sticks?) 5:49 AM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. I don't care who you are.... NO one can say the word "muffin" without a Beavis & Butthead giggle. 12:47 AM May 19th via Favstar.FM
  11. Somewhere, right now, for the millionth time, a plastic surgeon is rambling on about his new idea... "The Bellybutton Transplant". 6:07 PM May 18th via Favstar.FM
  12. She's not "Stayin' Alive"... but "Heaven Knows" the "Disco Queen" avoided the "Disco Inferno". (Oh shut-up... it's punny). 1:09 PM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  13. Obviously some things aren't obviously obvious... just redundantly redundant. 7:19 AM May 17th via Favstar.FM
  14. Woodpecker meet fiberglass siding... Fiberglass siding I'd like you to meet Mr. Woodpecker. 7:26 AM May 16th via Favstar.FM
  15. All American school kids know... Liverpool is the town in Scotland where the Beatles built the Titanic. 6:12 AM May 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. "NSFW" depends entirely on where you work, who you work for... and the firewall password. 9:51 PM May 15th via web
  17. JPMorgan lost two BILLION dollars... but no worries, it'll probably just turn-up where ever they had it last. 9:51 AM May 15th via Favstar.FM
  18. William Shatner is so old he has to set his phaser to... "comprehend". #ILoveWilliamShatner! 8:38 PM May 14th via web
  19. I wouldn't be a good motivational speaker. Every speech would begin... "OMG people! Really? WTF!!??" 7:59 PM May 14th via Favstar.FM
  20. Calling Obama gay because he supports gay marriage is like... well... sh*t IDK? Some damn idiotic and completely pointless thing. 7:41 PM May 14th via web
  • Name David R Jennings
  • Location Dallas
  • Web http://favstar.fm...
  • Bio David is owner of Bauart Creative Services, a provider of print, broadcast, web design, e-media and photography. Sometimes he's funny.
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