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BattMarnes

  1. Tonight...we are young.
  2. I think the most frightening and ballsiest position to be in any sport would be a lacrosse goalie.
  3. Hats off to San Diego State. 10 runs in the top of the 9th. Gotta close though.
  4. Some guy at the bar just tried to explain traveling to me. I gave him the shoo hand gesture and continued watching sportscenter.
  5. Pretty sure that stuff I put in my car to repair the head gasket completely blew it. Might be time to get a new car.
  6. Lots of car work today. Trying a head gasket repair solution now. Might fix a $1200 problem for $35.
  7. @Stockeland hah. Told me a part didn't exist on my car. I pulled it out of my pocket. He said, sorry. Can't help. Don't know what that is.
  8. People at Autozone are worthless.
  9. Saints are a mess. But good thing we have Chase Daniel running the offense. #sarcasm instagr.am/p/LBUhNPJOrQ/
  10. Just went through a very dark time in my life. I stayed strong. But those 7 minutes it took for my iPhone to update will haunt me forever.
  11. Car love tomorrow. Brakes, oil, suspension ghetto rig, wash, and vacuum. And whatever else I find wrong.
  12. 2 people have already quit on me after going 4 and out 1st drive. Yea. I can stop your cheap offense. #ncaa
  13. Hey beard wearers...how long before my neck stops itching like crazy?
  14. I really don't get the type of people that want to fight everyone. How bored are you? Just let people do their thing.
  15. Ladies. Being pregnant does not give you an excuse to be a douche to me. Stop saying you are you going to kick everyone's ass. Nobody cares.
  16. @EliChristine definitely.
  17. @Andrewmmmmm players are using the wrong excuse, yes. But the BS is there. I think it's a Nike marketing conspiracy.
  18. @Andrewmmmmm the thing is, there's no proof those prevent wear. Major studies prove mouthpieces prevent concussions yet aren't mandated.
  19. @Beffney12 I knew he was gay when I saw him in Garden State. He apparently just "officially" came out.
  20. Jim Parsons is gay?!?!?! No way!!!