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I have literally seen the lady on 4 separate occasions topiary and she hasn't noticed that I shaved down my huge beard to a goatee. #CutHer?8:38 PM May 14thvia Twitter for Android
The lady said my third best physical feature other than my eyes and smile its my calfs. Am I dating Lily from how I met your mother? #HIMYM11:55 PM May 9thvia Twitter for Android