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Goodbye cowards! Don't let the door hit your collective cowardly asses on the way out! And please. Be funny next time.
10:18 AM Aug 13th
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And WHEN will I strike back? Will it be hours? Days? Months? Years? You'll never know, and I'm a VERY patient man.
10:17 AM Aug 13th
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What do I REALLY know? What have I REALLY uncovered? What have I NOT said on the public record?
10:17 AM Aug 13th
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This is only the beginning of my revenge against the cowards. But I guess you'll have to live in constant fear.
10:16 AM Aug 13th
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@ And the true satirist doesn't give a flying fuck if people likes him or not. Do you think Lenny Bruce cared, you cowards?
10:15 AM Aug 13th
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@ Vicious bullying? To quote the good Christopher Walken, I never went after anyone who didn't deserve it.
10:14 AM Aug 13th
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@ It's like when you throw a glass of beer in Howard Junker's face instead of laughing it off or asking why he feels that way.
10:13 AM Aug 13th
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@ Because, you see, REAL parody involves signing your fucking name, you foolish chickenshits. Your balls shrivel with each tweet.
10:12 AM Aug 13th
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@ The only true cowards are you asshats. You want a piece of this operation? Use your real names and you real fists.
10:11 AM Aug 13th
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From THE END GAME, p. 139: "Most people that get hired to intimidate other people aren't exactly deep thinkers." (He wrote it, not me.)
5:52 AM Aug 13th
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Or to put it another way, Tod Goldberg doesn't simply write a stupid book and think you're a fucking idiot; he collects a paycheck for it.
5:51 AM Aug 13th
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From THE END GAME, p. 80: "The helmsman doesn't simply pilot the boat and direct other members of the team; he interprets the elements."
5:51 AM Aug 13th
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From THE FIX, p. 232: "Sam put on his sunglasses, which made his face look sort of round." Powerful facial imagery from @!
5:50 AM Aug 13th
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From THE FIX, p. 185: "In most cases, pulling out a gun is enough to stop someone from acting stupid."
5:49 AM Aug 13th
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From THE FIX, p. 137: "I could hear rap music coming from inside the club, a song about never being caught riding dirty."
5:48 AM Aug 13th
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And now I shall begin quoting really stupid passages from @'s BURN NOTICE novels.
5:48 AM Aug 13th
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Tod Goldberg has not been nominated for any prize since 2003, but there are truckers who can be found jerking off to BURN NOTICE tie-ins.
5:07 AM Aug 13th
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Tod Goldberg was a finalist for the 2003 Los Angeles Times Book Prize, but it was only because they felt sorry for his failed career.
5:06 AM Aug 13th
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Tod Goldberg has stopped writing the book and is hoping that someone will perform fellatio on him, hopefully someone in the literary world.
5:04 AM Aug 13th
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Tod Goldberg is now writing a book called MY LIVING DEAD GIRLFRIEND COMES TO THE CITY AND BEATS ME UP.
5:03 AM Aug 13th
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- Name Bat Segundo
- Location A Motel 6 room
- Web http://www.batseg...
- Bio Wretched host of cultural podcast and sad alcoholic bastard
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