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  1. nagpapasalamat ako dahil kumakain ako ng dinuguan, kare-kareng buntot at balut. para sa mga kaibigan kong amerikano, exotic na kasi ito. 15 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. nagpapasalamat ako na nasa itaas tayo ng food chain. at lalo na't thanksgiving bukas, nagpapasalamat ako na hindi ako pinanganak na pabo. about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. nagpapasalamat ako at wala akong pangatlong utong. ARF! about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. @bloggochicago packing sheet indeed. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to bloggochicago
  5. nagpapasalamat ako at mayroon akong problema sa trabaho. mas mahirap kung problema mo ay wala kang trabaho. basta walang kupal, ok lang. about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @bloggochicago i shit you not, i was wearing calvins when i forgot to bring my underwear. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to bloggochicago
  7. kailangan na ng delubyo sa bayang magiliw para mamatay nang lahat ang mga putanginang walang malasakit sa buhay - http://bit.ly/7XpGJN about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. http://bit.ly/6Ujvho - #1 google image result on michelle obama is an altered racist picture. google refused to take it down. right/wrong? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. pag nag-iisa ka sa opisina at bigla kang nautot. tapos biglang may pumasok ng walang sabi-sabi at naamoy niya. ano ang tamang excuse? 2:43 PM Nov 24th from TweetDeck
  10. paalis na ako papasok sa opis. oo virginia, naka bike ulit ako. don't worry, hindi ko na kakalimutang magbaon ng underware. hirap eh: itchy 8:34 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. nasa opis na ako nang malaman kong wala akong baon na underwear. bigla tuloy akong napasigaw ng "nothing comes between me and my calvins" 2:22 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  12. lolo sa australia, naligaw ng bumili ng newspaper. huminto pagtapos niyang mag drive ng 600 km para magtanong sa pulis http://bit.ly/8DZZ72 12:32 AM Nov 22nd from twitthat
  13. packing sheet, the rock and roll marathon's in 2 weeks - http://bit.ly/5BluKC 11:05 PM Nov 21st from twitthat
  14. kakagaling ko lang tumakbo ng 3 miles. sarap pag ganitong medyo malamig na at gabi, pakiramdam mo eh di ka napapagod. vegas R&R in 2 weeks. 11:03 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  15. ipapalabas nga pala ulit ngayon ng pacquiao-cotto match sa HBO (10 PM pacific) - natatakot nga ako kasi baka matalo si pacquiao sa replay. 6:04 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  16. habang nasa subj tayo ng pelikula, balak ko ulit panoorin ang "the band's visit". walang patayan dito pero sipang pwet. http://bit.ly/5W7zVy 6:00 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  17. 3 mile lunch special - i need to go out and have the wind on my back, the sun on my face and run like the wind so nobody farts ahead of me. 12:50 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  18. RT @digg_2000: "A Flowchart for the Confused Consumer of Fast Food" - http://digg.com/d21ARYN?t1 10:47 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. @clickmomukhamo Let the right one in - best vampire movie of all time. 5:26 PM Nov 19th from UberTwitter in reply to clickmomukhamo
  20. @dapoyski bigla ko ngang na miss ang singapore nung naka amoy ako ng putok. 7:19 PM Nov 18th from UberTwitter in reply to dapoyski