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BastardKeith

  1. @bellablue888 I'm fucking dreadful at it. My body is in perpetual revolt. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to bellablue888
  2. @macwrites Your work brings out the raw nerve in me. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to macwrites
  3. Underrated film: Sneakers. It's the casual Friday of thrillers. Oddly relaxing. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  4. For a sitcom that often mocks gay panic and conventional masculinity, this was a pretty major misstep. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  5. The IT Crowd episode The Speech is off-puttingly transphobic. I appreciate it's attempting subversion, but it mishandles the issue, finally. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  6. @FireflyRex I might stop doing sarcasm in 140 characters. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to FireflyRex
  7. @MsTiffanyBlue @SydniDeveraux This will be truly mad. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to MsTiffanyBlue
  8. @dizzyswank I think you may have missed the entire point of what I said. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to dizzyswank
  9. @thedylanryan I think that means you win. You win at WINNING. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to thedylanryan
  10. Got call to pick up male dog from groomers. "She's all ready!" they said. Worried now. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  11. @SydniDeveraux This IS a bit delicious. @This_Ad_Life about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SydniDeveraux
  12. @SydniDeveraux I forget what we were talking about. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SydniDeveraux
  13. @SydniDeveraux Trying to fist an idea. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SydniDeveraux
  14. @SydniDeveraux Taking a Kardashian to a museum. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SydniDeveraux
  15. @SydniDeveraux Sometimes I feel like I'm making Smell-O-Vision for the noseless. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to SydniDeveraux
  16. Twitter: never has a medium so ill-suited to sarcasm been used by so many sarcastic bastards. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  17. @dizzyswank You mean apart from the literally hundreds of found footage horror movies that have come out since Blair Witch? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to dizzyswank
  18. Someone should make a horror movie where the gimmick is that it's all found footage. Like from a camcorder. How has no one thought of this? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  19. Internet reviewers always get to the heart of the matter: "Much of the humor is provided by the things the characters say and do." about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  20. @jengordonthomas Same here. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to jengordonthomas