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BastardKeith

  1. @bellablue888 I'm fucking dreadful at it. My body is in perpetual revolt.
  2. @macwrites Your work brings out the raw nerve in me.
  3. Underrated film: Sneakers. It's the casual Friday of thrillers. Oddly relaxing.
  4. For a sitcom that often mocks gay panic and conventional masculinity, this was a pretty major misstep.
  5. The IT Crowd episode The Speech is off-puttingly transphobic. I appreciate it's attempting subversion, but it mishandles the issue, finally.
  6. @FireflyRex I might stop doing sarcasm in 140 characters.
  7. @MsTiffanyBlue @SydniDeveraux This will be truly mad.
  8. @dizzyswank I think you may have missed the entire point of what I said.
  9. @thedylanryan I think that means you win. You win at WINNING.
  10. Got call to pick up male dog from groomers. "She's all ready!" they said. Worried now.
  11. @SydniDeveraux This IS a bit delicious. @This_Ad_Life
  12. @SydniDeveraux I forget what we were talking about.
  13. @SydniDeveraux Trying to fist an idea.
  14. @SydniDeveraux Taking a Kardashian to a museum.
  15. @SydniDeveraux Sometimes I feel like I'm making Smell-O-Vision for the noseless.
  16. Twitter: never has a medium so ill-suited to sarcasm been used by so many sarcastic bastards.
  17. @dizzyswank You mean apart from the literally hundreds of found footage horror movies that have come out since Blair Witch?
  18. Someone should make a horror movie where the gimmick is that it's all found footage. Like from a camcorder. How has no one thought of this?
  19. Internet reviewers always get to the heart of the matter: "Much of the humor is provided by the things the characters say and do."
  20. @jengordonthomas Same here.