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  1. @pyrolupus I use a 4 parts cream to 1 part Bailey's. Not sure how well it'll work with the gas. Might as well try. :)
  2. @pyrolupus Next time you're over, you need to try the Bailey's whipped cream. The single best reason to own a whipped cream maker.
  3. @stoosh95 Crap, it's raining?
  4. Today's the launch of our mochaccino flavored barium sulfate drink! It's confidential, so we can't tell anybody to buy it. How's that work?
  5. @FrankVanRad I swear if you ever link there again. I'll link horrible things too.
  6. @TRYaches EVERYBODY PANIC!
  7. Transformers 2? Great movie? or GREATEST MOVIE? http://bit.ly/CR7km
  8. @sevenian @FrankVanRad I've been corrected "Sin Wagon" is a crazy banjo DLC. Gonna have to pick that up, it seems.
  9. @sevenian I don't think there are any banjo tunes, Steve Martin or otherwise on RockBand. I'll write Harmonix.
  10. @FrankVanRad Exactly. also. I'm not above cheating. It's a novelty banjo.
  11. @FrankVanRad It plays pretty well too. No whammy bar yet, however. I will make an electric auto-whammy for it.
  12. I have completed a useless project that has taken far too long. http://bit.ly/j8hVO
  13. @gorillagirl I completely agree with you. http://bit.ly/ECpij
  14. I should be alseep, but, I am not. damn.
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  16. @cvalenti Why would I need 32 iphones from Great Britian?
  17. @TRYaches oh, I'm totally having bacon tomorrow.
  18. @TRYaches but... pants are the oppressor!
  19. Watching #game7 tonight in glorious 80" HD. Go Pens. Also, drinking beer.
  20. @FrankVanRad I both do, and do not want some of the stuff that guy is smoking.