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  1. All this time, I thought everyone was excited about rainforests when they talked about Tiger Woods. Now I'm sad about 4 hours ago from web
  2. @kristicw Can't you just see Marshall Keeble opening that up? HI-larious! 11:48 AM Dec 1st from web in reply to kristicw
  3. No way, @scottmccown, I would rather fork out $20 to let Donald Miller whine his way through another book. 11:46 AM Dec 1st from web
  4. Need a gag gift for a Christmas party. I'm leaning towards a Beth Moore DVD. 11:26 AM Dec 1st from web
  5. @Alxndrcampbell No. That's gross. 10:11 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to Alxndrcampbell
  6. Lunchtime. Oh look, a turkey sandwich. What a surprise! 10:02 AM Nov 30th from web
  7. Got up at 4 am today. Man I love sleeping in! 10:00 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  8. Also, @Alxndrcampbell, Max Lucado's "Fearless" can be arranged to "Elf's Ears". Coincidence? I don't think so either. 11:40 AM Nov 23rd from web
  9. NASCAR wasn't a sport when I was a kid 235 years ago, and still isn't today. 11:27 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  10. No @ashleyroberts81 it would only be two hits: me hitting him and him hitting the ground. 6:32 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to ashleyroberts81
  11. @johndobbs Fictitious? I'm not FEELING fictitious. A little bloaty maybe, but not fictitious. 8:59 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to johndobbs
  12. No, @RickAtchley once offered to show me a new moon, and I WILL NOT fall for that again! 7:05 AM Nov 20th from web
  13. Oprah's retiring. Who will gullible people go to for spiritual advice? @alxndrcampbell's church needs to prepare for growth! 8:16 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. Sad day. Two members caught with beer in their fridge. Said "it wasn't theirs". 5:19 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  15. Was going to write a book about my split with @alxndrcampbell called "The Life You've Always Wanted" but that name is taken. 9:11 AM Nov 11th from web
  16. You're confusing the author, @Alxndrcampbell, but we are aware you only read thin books. Usually with pictures. 10:06 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. Misread book title as "PORPOSE Driven Church." Sad now because a dolphin church would be awesome. 12:23 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. I think our bible class on propitiation is catching on! Class was full today! I don't think DST has anything to do with it. 1:16 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
  19. What's funny about that, @Alxndrcampbell is that Shane Claiborne once asked David Lioscomb to dress up. 6:52 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie in reply to Alxndrcampbell
  20. Home repairs. Must fix a leaky faucet, kitchen table leg and baptistry drain. What, you don't have a kitchen table? Weird! 5:33 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie