BartKing
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The Modern Sisyphus: Falling down the "up" escalator... for all eternity!
about 12 hours ago
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My oh-so droll article on tweeting and micro-literary criticism is up at the Oregonian. (With a photo? Blech!)
2:15 PM Nov 21st
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A Suggestion: Can we alter "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" to "He or she who goes to Vegas stays in Vegas"?
10:45 AM Nov 21st
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A Dilemma Wrapped in a Quandary: However judiciously I approach this matter, the results are unaltered. Honey + toast = sticky hands.
9:34 AM Nov 21st
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I wonder if anyone has ever been injured by tripping and falling on a bullet.
3:29 PM Nov 20th
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*Hi, this is Bart. I'm not home right now; if you'd like to hold, your estimated wait time is ... nine hours.*
10:54 AM Nov 20th
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What if problem meth users actually got super-gleamy-white teeth? That'd make for an interesting portrait.
7:36 PM Nov 19th
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My first time in yoga today. Brought a hand towel in lieu of investing in foam mat. Crowded class; dolphin shorts were probably a faux pas.
1:21 PM Nov 19th
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The credo of a world-weary dog: "Been there, smelled that."
4:34 PM Nov 17th
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21st Century Hygiene: 1.) Get up. 2.) Shave. 3.) Shower. 4.) Cull spammers from my "followers" list on Twitter.
9:19 AM Nov 14th
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An olive is a fruit, huh? Odd.
12:19 PM Nov 13th
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"The main difference between the Italians and the French is that the Italians wear red pants." Stephane Sibone
12:05 PM Nov 12th
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über-goober: A person dedicated to the notion that pocket protectors epitomize the good life.
6:21 PM Nov 11th
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"There can be no general, sweeping pronouncements about these miserable individuals." Robert Baskin, referring to draft-dodgers in 1974.
4:10 PM Nov 11th
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ALERT! Today is Corduroy Appreciation Day. Because it's, you know, 11|11. (You're welcome.)
2:46 PM Nov 11th
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"Willie's real rear wheels." I just said that (successfully!) ten times, really fast. (Don't mess with me.)
4:02 PM Nov 10th
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When I woke up, my foot was asleep. And it still is! Yes, age is just a number. (And to prove it, I'm getting number as time goes on.)
2:15 PM Nov 10th
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Fun Phrase of the Day: “sitting dead on cheese.” (It's baseball-speak for not swinging at a fastball. I think.)
10:06 AM Nov 10th
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Bob Feller (Cleveland Indians’ legend) on his writing: “You won’t find a single four-letter word in it. I don’t go for that bulls***.”
10:58 AM Nov 9th
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In Portland, lots of men have tattoos, but few have navel piercings. (They just don't have the bellies for it.)
12:47 PM Nov 8th
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- Name Bart King
- Location Portland, Oregon USA
- Web http://www.bartki...
- Bio I like books. Do you like books?
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