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  1. Something you'll have to wait for: This is the time of the year when children across the world are waiting for Fath... http://bit.ly/8AGOg2
  2. You've GOT to see this...: A fine night at The Pogues last night - more on that next time.But first, today, I've go... http://bit.ly/5H7Mns
  3. A quiet night in: Another weekend, another game of pass the parcel (which wasn't fixed in Jamie's favour this time... http://bit.ly/6cgr73
  4. Left alone with a bottle of wine while Mrs W sleeps, I've been listening to Xmas songs on Sky. If only every Fri evening could be like this!
  5. Just watched our newly animated PM do his little Alastair Campbell-coached act again. But you can't buff a jobbie (as they say in Scotia)
  6. John Kettleeeeeeey.....(Is A Weatherman): Yesterday, I had an unexpected and, I have to say, surreal blast of suns... http://bit.ly/7731Ga
  7. Stuart Andrew: Robocouncillor: Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Cllr Stuart Andrew, the next Conservative Member ... http://bit.ly/4x4m67
  8. Could Evan Davis give Darling an easier ride? I doubt it
  9. Just heard Ed Balls on 5 Live. What an obnoxious, patronising, odious, fat c***. I would genuinely welcome the opportunity to beat him up
  10. Elation and deflation: Unsurprisingly, Madness were terrific last night. Lead singer Suggs, resplendent in a pink s... http://bit.ly/8CO1Fe
  11. All set for a Nutty night: We've just had our green bin emptied for the first time since August. Who needs Sting w... http://bit.ly/8HnOXP
  12. A win is a win: I had the chance to exorcise a ghost from birthdays past yesterday, albeit through my son. We were... http://bit.ly/4Q5hX7
  13. Janet Jackson. She's original
  14. A fast route to sporting stardom?: I've said several times before that I'd like Jamie to try as many different spor... http://bit.ly/5KoUyc
  15. BBC News Channel sports reporter talking about the Amir Khan bout: "The umpire stopped the fight in the first round." AARGGHHH!!! Total joke
  16. Rod Stewart does look well for his age. 83
  17. Joe McElderry is R Wayne from Peter Kay's spoof thingy. Fact
  18. Why I (still) hate ticket touts: My diatribe against ticket touts last month led someone to accuse me of only being... http://bit.ly/8TrKj0
  19. A woman just laughed at me (and then tried to cover her face) after I crashed my son's pram in Asda - whilst my son WAS asleep in it. Bully
  20. According to the BBC News Channel, Holland, Denmark and Japan have drawn Cameron in the World Cup. Could be a very busy summer for Dave then