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  1. @KelliLatuska They make a great frozen pizza. about 2 hours ago from web in reply to KelliLatuska
  2. Now watching "Drag Me to Hell." It's nice to know that racism against Gypsies is still socially acceptable. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Watching "Jennifer's Body," the Diablo Cody flick on DVD. I keep waiting for Gilbert Gottfried to come on before the commercial. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Being a nightshifter would be so much easier if you could turn off your hearing and vision for 8 hours. 11:26 AM Dec 29th from Tweetie
  5. Long ago my landlord left his grill here and I used it to burn things that I hated. While it was here, those were the salad days. 11:08 AM Dec 29th from Tweetie
  6. McSweeney's "Internet-Age Writing Syllabus and Course Overview." I love the evaluation system. http://tinyurl.com/cc33dz 8:06 AM Dec 29th from web
  7. I would like to thank football fans for discovering social networking, thereby ruining the entire internet on a weekly basis. 7:50 AM Dec 29th from web
  8. @fscotty This is an espresso maker, which fulfills my aspirations to be both pretentious and a burn victim. 6:13 PM Dec 28th from web in reply to fscotty
  9. My new coffeepot has a cord that is 9.5 inches long. The outlet is 10 inches off the counter. You do the math. 7:37 AM Dec 28th from web
  10. Nick at Nite is showing Roseanne. TVLand is showing Cosby. I really wish we had picture-in-picture. 12:31 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  11. I want to write a screenplay that involves both vampires and guidos. 12:15 AM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  12. Merry Christmas, mofos. http://twitpic.com/v40mv 11:53 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  13. Seriously? This Bible is crunk. http://twitpic.com/v3i8s 9:45 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  14. Awesome Christmas present from Christa! http://twitpic.com/v38ve 8:55 PM Dec 24th from Tweetie
  15. Evidence indicates that Christa stocked up for the blizzard: swiss, cheddar, brie, gouda, and havarti. 12:55 AM Dec 24th from web
  16. I think the secret to our relationship is that Christa very quickly gets bored with anger, and defaults back to singing and dancing. 7:43 PM Dec 22nd from Tweetie
  17. Corn status: cornitis. 11:31 PM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  18. Tonight I found out about a shoe company called Shoe Bacca. That's good enough for me. 12:18 AM Dec 20th from Tweetie
  19. In the Puritain grocery checkout ... http://twitpic.com/u68m4 6:22 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  20. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The plural of apostrophe is "apostrophe's." 4:32 PM Dec 16th from web