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BaronBlitz

@TheRealGers he won't do shiznit to you. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to TheRealGers
@TheRealGers did you tell he didnt sound like a loser on the phone yet he is one? :-) about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to TheRealGers
@TheRealGers I'm gonna pull some strings so your boy isn't at work next week. Thank me later. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to TheRealGers
@KidRollingwood I waited around cause somebody said you needed a ride but you cut out on me. wth? about 4 hours ago via Twitter for Android
MisterSkully Is the purpose of that iPhone commercial with John Malkovich to make him look like a miserable, lonely fuck? about 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BaronBlitz
@John_Shaft_1971 Just make sure you come back. I need to hear the music bumping to help get me thru the night. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to John_Shaft_1971
@John_Shaft_1971 Let's just hope we have people at work tonight. I'm fear to see how many aren't going to return after lunch. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to John_Shaft_1971
Sugarhigh5me If Angelina Jolie tried to make a duckface in a picture, her head would disappear. about 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BaronBlitz and 3 others
Don't pull an attitude when I ask you to repeat what you said. It's not my fault you sound like you have a mouth full of marbles. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for Android
DepressedDarth RT if you're on the path to the Dark Side about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BaronBlitz and 1280 others
@KidRollingwood I hear you don't like coming to work without your @PickleDyl . We all thought that was cute. 3:21 AM May 25th via Twitter for Android
@joerogan What is sicker? The guy who cooked his meat or the people who paid to eat it? 11:06 PM May 24th via web in reply to joerogan
Remember, being drunk doesn't excuse poor behavior. So if you cheat on somebody or act like a jerk, don't blame the booze #growup 10:48 PM May 24th via web
@CamBoutThatLife MAN UP!!! 3:10 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android in reply to CamBoutThatLife
caulkthewagon Think of all the times you could've fucked someone over for money, but didn't b/c it's wrong. Now think of how the 1% got to where they are. 9:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BaronBlitz and 50 others
tsgnews Man driving cloned UPS van busted trying to smuggle 13 Mexican "parcels" into U.S. bit.ly/KDhsRM 2:22 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by BaronBlitz and 5 others
@John_Shaft_1971 My guess is that your parent's are already proud of you brother. You're a good person and that is the the best one can ask. 6:44 AM May 23rd via web in reply to John_Shaft_1971
@John_Shaft_1971 @drdemer @Mo_Bounce @thalona @MurderfaceFTW Boogie Wonderland? 6:32 AM May 23rd via web in reply to John_Shaft_1971
@CamBoutThatLife It's never too early for that.....whatever "that" is. 6:25 AM May 23rd via web in reply to CamBoutThatLife
@John_Shaft_1971 Just remember we get another raise in a couple of months. Hopefully, that will make the days a little more bearable. 6:22 AM May 23rd via web in reply to John_Shaft_1971

Name East Bay G
Location East Bay, California.
Bio Union Member, Politically Progressive, Love Metal and all of the Combat Sports(MMA, Boxing, Kickboxing). Sci-Fi and Comic Book Nerd.