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More than one month to get Ted out of his female-less home!!! An two extra hours to take him somewhere far of a mirror. We're back!!

Yes, I'm a jerk, visit http://tedmosbyisajerk.com/ I's even my dear Resident letter!!!!
Even though I didn't find the mystery girl... I did find out something very important about myself... I'm awesome.
Sometimes we search for one thing but discover another.
Weak night for me tonight, only 2 ladys in my bed. Anybody else for a "foursome"?? Daddy's home!!!
Today I had a date with some hot babe... until I realized she had the crazy eyes,... the crazy eyes!!!!! Deleting her number and going out.
Phone five!! You didn't phone five huh?? Ted, I know when you don't phone five me!!
Female acrobats from Montreal, super flexible. We are going to get Cirque de So-Laid. What up??
This is gonna be LEGEN.... wait for it.... DARY!!!
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