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  1. I present to you a crappy joke puzzle: thankful...freedom...bad week...turkeys...dinner. Enjoy. about 21 hours ago from web
  2. Got an invite for a Spanksgiving Eve party. I must have picked up @Boner_Stabone 's mail by mistake. PS - I rsvp'd yes for you. 7:03 PM Nov 24th from web
  3. I drive like a what's your problem asshole because you drive like a Christ pick a lane and stay there. 6:03 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. I like to drop hints softly, so I said the lip gloss I'm wearing is named please go away forever. 9:04 AM Nov 23rd from web
  5. Just broke up with Netflix. Hulu says he doesn't want a serious commitment. Plus Hulu makes a mean waffle in the morning. 8:38 AM Nov 20th from web
  6. Give a Barista $1 and she'll eat popcorn for a day. Teach a Barista to fish and she'll start drinking 6-packs again. 10:35 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Last ditch effort for Meade http://cafedarkness.wordpre... 9:43 AM Nov 19th from web
  8. I'm about to unleash this much energy into my campaign for another Meade Skelton show http://tinyurl.com/3dz4az 8:56 AM Nov 19th from web
  9. Meade didn't invent the rainy day; he's just got the biggest umbrella #iheartmeadeskelton 8:49 AM Nov 19th from web
  10. Maverick says he feels the need, the need for Meade #iheartmeadeskelton 8:42 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. Feeling too fat for my trucker hat today. #iheartmeadeskelton 8:17 AM Nov 19th from web
  12. The only regression model I'll ever care about is the one where I pretend I'm 3 and I bite you. 4:27 PM Nov 18th from web
  13. A new hire asks me how long he can wait to take a drug test. I say it depends on his drug of choice. He says weed. I say epic #fail. 2:02 PM Nov 18th from web
  14. @chokeychicken I blocked @JediJunkie preemptively just incase I ever become funny. 1:54 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to chokeychicken
  15. @cafedarkness you were semi-behaved? Other things that are not semi-possible include semi-robbing a bank or being semi-pregnant. 7:02 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to cafedarkness
  16. @cafedarkness You know how girls can link up cycles? I think we may share hangovers and I am suffering sympathy pains. Thanks a lot. 6:41 AM Nov 18th from web
  17. Having meat, popcorn and orange juice for dinner makes me wish I would just grow up already. 7:58 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. @cafedarkness I need a ride to this hangover shower. I have the hangover wrapped up with a pretty bow. 6:39 AM Nov 15th from web
  19. The power of Meade compels you! #meadeskeltonreleaseparty 3:03 PM Nov 14th from web
  20. MEADE! Dropping it like it's hot tonight! 10:50 AM Nov 14th from web