BarbieDahl
Picking on a mommyblogger isn't free thought or non-conformity... it's the plot of a Lindsay Lohan movie.
| BarbieDahl Just got Burger King whopper-with-cheese sauce on my clean work-out shirt. Monumental fail. |
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| BarbieDahl Blog wars and funny cat pictures... yeah, this is exactly what Al Gore envisioned when he invented the Internet. |
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| BarbieDahl I lived 40 years never once giving tomatoes any consideration. Yet since they've been gone, I've had nothing but BLT on the brain. |
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| BarbieDahl Ferragamo jelly shoes? Now I've gone too far. |
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| BarbieDahl Spilling a beverage on a laptop? Child's play. The truly skilled can drop a cup of coffee and have the splashback saturate the CPU. |
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| BarbieDahl Am vaguely pleased to have brought enough wine back from my travels to merit a TSA bag search. |
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| BarbieDahl Home from four hours/three hundred dollars worth of hair and makeup... and now looking exactly like a Soviet call girl. AWESOME. |
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| BarbieDahl My entire family is participating in Operation Chaos in Indiana today. I'm surprised - and a bit impressed - at their capacity for evil. |
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| BarbieDahl It is consistently less funny every time the giant, unanchored, stand-up mirror falls over and traps me under it. HUSBAND, PLEASE FIX. |
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| BarbieDahl Wondering how I got dirt in my mouth. |
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| BarbieDahl @PoppyBuxom - Seriously bummed I can't make it up there for Newtopia's Heavy Trash Day. (Once a garbage picker, always a garbage picker.) |
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| BarbieDahl For anyone who's ever had to deal with me at FedEx, UPS, or DHL, please accept my apologies in advance. (But yelling DOES make it better.) |
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| BarbieDahl Anyone else notice that Neil Diamond has almost completely morphed into Joe Lieberman? OK, just me then. |
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| BarbieDahl An omlette stuffed with leeks, bacon, and brie, topped w/avocado cream and chased with a Dreamcicle cupcake. Life = good. Pants = tight. |
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| BarbieDahl Just had my first professional bra fitting - I've been six inches and two cup sizes off for years. But now? Screw you, gravity! |
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| BarbieDahl My new vitamin and supplement regimen can best be described as: GreenPeeFishBurp. Nice. |
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| BarbieDahl Was that Paul Stanley in the American Idol audience? Oh, please let that mean there's going to be a KISS night! |
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| BarbieDahl Discovered we have enormous carpenter ants in my office. Now my throat hurts from all the screaming. |
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| BarbieDahl Just finished paying SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS worth of bills. Just about to Irish up my coffee. |
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