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  1. Yes, David Plouffy is break Edwards haircut story. He is also learn about Chris Christie moob reduction http://is.gd/4SGyJ
  2. How is Sully win Harvard award instead of me? (I crash entire economy, he lands ONE plane...) http://is.gd/4SGr3
  3. Very niice! I am finally appreciate by China. (Artist is light sculpture with copy of Constitution.) http://is.gd/4SGnU
  4. Buzz Aldrin is ambassador to Moon -- Good reason for make Jessica Alba ambassador to my testes satchel http://is.gd/4S5Qo
  5. Rahm is brief me on Cash For Clunkering: Many old Ford F-150 are exchange for NEW Ford F-150. Niice. http://is.gd/4S5pG
  6. Ft. Hood bagpiper is sound like water buffalo with hrang caught in laundry rollers, yes? (I ask for Corky Bucek)
  7. RT trishtaylor: Men in Uncle Sam outfit w/ signs that say "In debt. Need 12 trillion dollars" asking 4 money in Chicago.
  8. @Jillybob My golf balls are carbon neutral, of course. And made from rainbow-colored unicorn farting. High-five!
  9. Damn you, chocolate-face Tiger Woods! Al Gore is call me, says you are kill entire planet. http://is.gd/4RT24
  10. Is beautiful day on AF1. I am drink Kazakh horse-urine wine, get salute from pilot, FLOTUS give me hand-relief massage
  11. Anita is go back to lecture circuit, reads Mao book. Is okay -- other socialists are take her place http://is.gd/4RRNA
  12. The @JakeTapper is miss point of healthcare penalty. Build more prisons, make union jobs, very niice! http://is.gd/4ROWD
  13. Today I am meet victims of the terror ... er, hate crime ... er, Muslims extremism, ... er, inherited problem from Busch
  14. Beer-bottle Morrissey assassin is talented US&A vegan. (We send Olympic "hit Jew with rock" recruiter) http://is.gd/4Rsma
  15. Tonight FLOTUS and I are watch Denver Broncos get ugly destroy like John Corzine. (At least Corzine knew how to taunt.)
  16. This is why Rahm is NOT let me travel to Europe. Fan worships are crazy over there. http://is.gd/4Rsma
  17. Rahm is say we must remove "Throw the Jew Down the Well" album cover from Oval for Nut-and-Yahoo meetings. Is NOT nice.
  18. Newts is tell confusing joke: Pelousy & @BarackBorat are on sinking boat. Who is saved? America! (I am not understand)
  19. Today Boehner is schedule giant 2010 Capitol Hill domino-topple for make symbol of Democrats lose House elections
  20. Germany is hot have U.S. and A. election problems. (Is because "acorn" in German is "Flaggenstockkopfverzierung")