BarackBorat
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Sarah Payless is take my advice, pose for sexy-times photo while gets flick-bean massage. High-five!
about 19 hours ago
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Putin is text me, is very much enjoy new Russia production of the "Sweeney Todd"
about 19 hours ago
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I did NOT make bow to Japan emperor. Actually I am need closer look to see his tiny, tiny hrang.
9:56 AM Nov 14th
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We are just finish watch the "2012" movie in Tokyo. Is no room for Jews & Mexicans on John Cusack arks? Very niiice!
5:58 PM Nov 13th
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Rahm is send me photo of "Oba-Mao" t-shirt. Is very niiice!
2:10 PM Nov 13th
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I am thanking for sexy RTs and FFs, especially fancy-nancy "ƒ๏ℓℓ๏ω" scripting. You are ALL get mile-high-club ride in AF1
1:43 PM Nov 13th
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I am very excite to see "ObaMao" t-shirt in Beijing! (the @ is already order 10,000)
1:40 PM Nov 13th
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Stevie Ah-Chu is text me, good news of find endless energy supply (need to invent "nasal adapter")
5:01 PM Nov 12th
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I am excite to read lawsuit. U.S.&A. Congress is depend on ACORN for future members, yes?
4:54 PM Nov 12th
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I am in the Alaska! And guess what? I can see Russia from my hotel balcony. Is very niiice.
2:23 PM Nov 12th
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I am just read the Sarah Payless "Going Commando" book -- is NOT full of sexy-times Northern Exposures. I am disappoint.
5:37 AM Nov 12th
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Hillary is wake me at 3am with fake international incidents panic again. I am HATE that boobie-dragging prostitute.
3:01 AM Nov 12th
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Rahm is give me new dictionary for my English: when I write we "fix" economy, I am use veterinarian vocabulary book.
6:33 PM Nov 11th
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Hairy Reeds is very hard worker. He is still in office, look for way to make Senate health plan cost more than Pelousy's!
6:25 PM Nov 11th
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Is everyone find soldier-peoples to thank today? High-five! U.S. and A. is minor nation, but army is very niiice.
6:22 PM Nov 11th
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Lou Dobbs is quit? Very niiiice! Now we give Texas back to Mexico, make Spanish official language. Es muy bueeeno!
6:20 PM Nov 11th
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The @ is being huge pain in my assholes. We shove Anita out, and he is already find Pfeiffer's little red book.
3:05 PM Nov 11th
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Is very sad the Biden motorcade is make killing. But limo is more painless than Cheney shotgun, yes?
1:17 PM Nov 11th
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Jagshemash, U.S. and A. gentleman (or prostitute). I bring hope and change to America. And I like sex. High five!
10:27 AM Nov 11th
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I send nasty message to IOC. We never have the blackout in Chicago. (Only rioting.)
9:47 AM Nov 11th
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- Name Borat Obama
- Location Sexy-Times West Wing. Niiice!
- Bio Jagshemash, U.S. and A. gentleman (or prostitute). I bring hope and change to America. And I like sex. High five!
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