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I'm at the bottom of the pack/
or the heap, if you prefer/
Not because of strength I lack/
But hidden things I can infer.7:02 AM Jun 25thfrom web
I have a ball that looks like earth/
I chew and chew around it's girth/
I chewed off all the continents/
Slobbery national monuments/8:52 PM Jun 16thfrom web
I am afraid of being found/
So I'm trying not to whine/
I know that plastic popping sound/
Can only mean: "Frontline"/6:36 AM Jun 1stfrom web
This morning I snuck into the bed/
And they woke up seeing red/
Of course I know I'm not allowed/
Mainly 'cause I snore too loud.7:47 AM May 23rdfrom web
I've perfected the high pitched bark/
I tried it out once on a lark/
It worked out well/
'Cause you can't tell/
If I'm sheepish, or a shark.6:33 AM May 22ndfrom web
I've been so busy catching birds/
I haven't had much time for words/
But now my days will be well-rounded/
Since my antics got me grounded6:39 AM May 20thfrom web
Morning:
I got out the door in third/
Right off the porch, caught a bird/
Dug a hole out in the back/
Back inside to hit the sack/6:54 AM May 12thfrom web
Feeling lazy & uninspired/
slept all week, but still so tired/
Noticing I'm getting flabby/
You can get some new poems from @Gabby_da_Tabby7:09 AM May 9thfrom web
Records to beat tomorrow:
high jump, 6 feet/
dinner, under 15 seconds/
barking, over 80 decibels
persuasion technique, 2 extra treats5:08 PM May 6thfrom web
I hereby declare a war on fleas!/
Those tiny, hellish, evil beasts/
How they bring us to our knees!/
They see us as their bloody feasts!6:22 AM May 1stfrom web
@Gabby_da_Tabby
Usually cats aren't too literate/
but maybe I've been inconsiderate/
Reading your poems I said, Drat!/
Not bad, for a cat6:15 AM May 1stfrom web
I'm worried about world pandemics/
And shortages of paramedics/
I've added it to my list of fears/
Between thunder and cleaning out ears5:45 PM Apr 27thfrom web
I love you/
Let me jump in bed with you/
No I did not roll around on a dead thing this morning/
Just kidding.7:16 AM Apr 23rdfrom web
I love you./
Let me lick you./
No, I did not just eat poop./
Just kidding./3:56 PM Apr 21stfrom web
Humans are victims of the notion/
That insides match the out/
Surprise! Dogs can feel emotion/
And Susan Boyle can sing her heart out!5:41 PM Apr 20thfrom web
the weather is dark and dreary/
and I am growing weary/
of the crowded isolation in this pack,/
of never knowing who has got my back.7:36 AM Apr 18thfrom web
A labrador writes poems that bore
But a Basset is an asset6:58 AM Apr 17thfrom web
This week I have chased and chewed/
3 possums and 2 doves/
I'm sorry if you haven't approved/
It's just my way of showing love6:58 AM Apr 16thfrom web
summer's injustice:/
longer days but shorter walks,/
hot pavement, fleas, baths/
#haiku5:50 PM Apr 13thfrom web
