BanjoSandwich
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(I happen to be clearing out because it's boiling outside and I'm terrified of getting a tan. Also, my room really needs it.)
11 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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YEEEEEEAAAAAH JUST FOUND £11 WHILE TIDYING UP MY ROOM
13 minutes ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Cheerio, cheerio, Madame American Pastry.
about 2 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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MORNING ALL. I could go for some more sleep. (Apparently it was world geek day yesterday. I didn't know, but bought a batman tee anyway.)
about 7 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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Pokémon, hath to possess the entire number.
about 16 hours ago
via Twitter for iPhone
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What. Just discovered that there is a band called 'The Nipple Erectors'. Why haven't I heard of this before?
about 17 hours ago
via web
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Booooooooored. It's too cold to sit outside and there is nothing online. WHAT DO I DO, TWITTER?
about 18 hours ago
via web
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...or Clint Eastwood, who'd have no patience for the gaudiness but would get the power behind it.
about 19 hours ago
via web
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The natural director for Gatsby would of course be Whit Stillman, who gets the UHB...
about 19 hours ago
via web
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Dumbest shit I've ever seen- sequined band-aids? Of course cupcakes and cashmere is obsessed with it.
about 19 hours ago
via Camera on iOS
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@ it really makes you consider what it's like being a rape victim, and just how appropriate your humour is. Excellent article.
12:53 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to JHenighen
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EDINBURGH, HERE I COOOOOME
12:52 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Apologies for the stream of retweets. There's unfortunately too much amusing stuff my twitter feed today.
12:51 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Two rams charged towards each other at high speed. They vanished upon collision, leaving a swaddled infant. June 6, 1906. My birthday.
11:42 PM May 24th
via web
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@ good luck!
12:49 AM May 25th
via Twitter for iPhone
in reply to bl4ckbirds
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Of course I have received splinters. I do not remove them. Small branches emerge from me and bear fruit in the shape of my face.
8:14 PM May 24th
via web
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"you're being oversensitive" "it's just a joke" "women just can't do what men can" "feminism is stupid and outdated"
7:58 PM May 24th
via web
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The 70's called. They built a time phone.
6:56 PM Jan 14th
via Twitter for iPhone
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don't ask me why but I'm in a catholic church. at least there's this:
6:32 PM May 24th
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- Name Fee
- Location Dear green place
- Bio Fairly useless student.
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