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  1. RT @dreamland_park: Ian's Blood, Zach's face...that was a rough show! instagr.am/p/K-57fEkGwA/ (Now THAT'S metal) about 23 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  2. Alrighty then. Let's get some cuddles going. 6:31 PM May 22nd via web
  3. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: Your own dog won't even sniff your balls. 6:30 PM May 22nd via web
  4. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: Your idea of an extended orgasm is holding back until you get your zipper down. 6:30 PM May 22nd via web
  5. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You bought your g/f a bra from GoodWill that had cups the size of basketball hoops for her birthday. 6:29 PM May 22nd via web
  6. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You think Samsonite is someone you heard about in the Bible. 6:29 PM May 22nd via web
  7. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: Someone tells you that you have perfect pitch and you tell them you don't even like baseball. 6:28 PM May 22nd via web
  8. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You were one of those kids on the milk cartons when you were little. 6:27 PM May 22nd via web
  9. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You think your homepage is where you really live. 6:27 PM May 22nd via web
  10. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You've seen someone spray their telephone with Lysol after you used it. 6:26 PM May 22nd via web
  11. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You’re doing Twitter updates today & you have to ask another band member how to spell LOL. 6:25 PM May 22nd via web
  12. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You thought you were cool telling someone that Jean-Claude Van Damme is a Homo. 6:24 PM May 22nd via web
  13. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You use Cheeze Whiz in place of toothpaste. 6:23 PM May 22nd via web
  14. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept. 6:23 PM May 22nd via web
  15. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You think a Megabyte is a new sandwich at McDonald's. 6:22 PM May 22nd via web
  16. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You wish you could bend your head down as far as your dog can. 6:22 PM May 22nd via web
  17. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: You've ever scraped your elbows trying to get something out of a dumpster. 6:21 PM May 22nd via web
  18. YOU'LL BE IN A GARAGE BAND FOREVER IF: Your father’s boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 6:21 PM May 22nd via web
  • Name Joe Band Jokes
  • Location ÜT: 34.1537506,-109.9804064
  • Bio Jokes, stories, tales of joy & woe and other peeks at band touring life. Tour bands work hard, create & don't look for bailouts - do likewise and excel. BBM
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