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  1. What's the right choice of words when the deceased donates their corpse to Body Worlds? Pose in peace? about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Change Steve Job's collar from crew neck to turtleneck and add a goatee and you get the high school drama coach. about 8 hours ago from web
  3. I like tits that suggest a forward trajectory. 1:13 AM Nov 14th from web
  4. @smashedpotatoes Isn't it fun to be the subversive adult relative? 12:52 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to smashedpotatoes
  5. Thanks for the FF endorsements: @CynicalNihilist, @Grumpassgrumpaw, @datagoodies. Look for your stickers on my nitro-burning funny car. 12:49 AM Nov 14th from web
  6. More literate accounts of the LSD experience would be available if the lines didn't float above the paper. 12:46 AM Nov 14th from web
  7. My intestinal bacteria will be scared shitless once they catch sight of these Gummi bears I swallowed whole. 12:37 AM Nov 14th from web
  8. #FF @dumbasspatients 6:22 PM Nov 13th from web
  9. Forgot what I was cooking for lunch and shook the pan of boiling water like it was a skillet. Ouch! Fuck! 2:45 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. All the fidgeting we boys do is just to divert the teacher's attention from the bored girls playing with their new tits. 2:12 PM Nov 13th from web
  11. If I ever get to experience zero gravity, I hope it's when I have a runny nose. 1:52 PM Nov 13th from web
  12. @smashedpotatoes Intact? 1:31 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to smashedpotatoes
  13. A busload of ADHD kids just pulled up in front of your store. They're gonna come in and touch everything. 10:16 AM Nov 12th from web
  14. Heard you drop "sui generis" into your conversation. Bet I'm the only person nearby who knows you're not talking about pigs. 7:09 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. Cop shows have me worried. Do normal people really remember what they did between such-and such hours on day whatever? 6:52 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. Big buildings are scary, especially the ones with fancy lobbies. 6:09 AM Nov 12th from web
  17. My validation today was being given the combination to the men's room at Nordstrom's. Needed to piss, knew it would be clean, made the cut. 8:33 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. Every time I see a priss shop for groceries, I want to defile her. 8:24 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Hi, it's Mom. We're both fine. Dad says hi. Just called to let you know that Oxi Clean does a WONDERFUL job on skid marks. 7:48 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. @robotwisdom I was conscious of my every blink for a day or two after seeing that movie. 12:26 PM Nov 9th from web in reply to robotwisdom