Balut
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Damn this stretch of 99.
8:23 PM Nov 26th
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Save your attacks for after dinner. You don't want someone stirring the gravy in the middle of a snot-dripping crying jag.
9:56 AM Nov 26th
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Touch the wattle. I dare you.
9:45 AM Nov 26th
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I can't be the only one who freeze-frames space shuttle news clips to see what brands of watches the crew wears.
5:36 PM Nov 24th
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RT @: Man marries deaf girl. He says "We must work out a code. When I ask if you want to have sex, pull my dick once for Y
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5:02 PM Nov 23rd
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Weaknesses? Let see, oh yeah, I suck at purposeful activity.
4:38 PM Nov 23rd
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RT @: My parents asked what we were bringing to Thanksgiving and apparently they already have enough crime scene tape.
3:01 PM Nov 23rd
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Some people violate rules that I never knew I had before.
11:26 AM Nov 23rd
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"Daddy gets upset when I ask him to play tetherball.", said Lance Armstrong's child.
8:23 AM Nov 23rd
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You must have worn the drill sergeant of training bras.
8:01 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Have you ever seen fresh huitlacoche (the Mexican truffle) for sale? Mexican grocers act like they never heard of it.
11:39 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to sunshynegrll
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@ Oh no! He beat up Sade too!
10:56 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to sandwichpolice
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Man schmutz is smegma. Corn schmutz is silk.
10:55 PM Nov 22nd
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@ It's a Ron Popeil universe. Set it and forget it.
10:51 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to joesmithreally
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You don't need a big ego to be larger than life.
10:39 PM Nov 22nd
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@ Lady Gaga at an NYU talent show in 2005.
10:31 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to MonikkaB
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I wonder how much Netflix paid the guy who told them "You know, you could send these DVDs in just paper envelopes and they'll be fine."
12:48 PM Nov 22nd
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would take a month off and travel from Wal-Mart to Wal-Mart to scold shoppers' kids.
10:42 PM Nov 20th
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What a long drive. Finally found a motel with a room. Time to turn down the bed...
THERE'S A DETACHED DINGLEBERRY BETWEEN MY SHEETS! OH NO!
10:19 PM Nov 20th
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That business about not invading personal space–it only applies when you're facing the person, amirite?
5:34 PM Nov 20th
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- Name Balut
- Location Portland, OR
- Web http://favotter.m...
- Bio It's getting dark out, I should probably get dressed.
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