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- You can tell how well an employer regards the help by the tone and language of the "employees must wash hands" sign in the restroom.about 6 hours ago from web
- "The College Kid's Birthday" http://bit.ly/MDywTabout 7 hours ago from web
- It's tough to have a fetish not in the medical lit. Please come up with a Latin word that means "into smart ethnic female TV detectives".about 15 hours ago from web
- @Zaius13 Purulent.about 23 hours ago from web in reply to Zaius13
- I have a soccer ball gathering dust in the closet. That ball has been kicked fewer times than the child who made it.6:54 AM Jul 17th from web
- #FF @aGerde @joesmithreally @UCMike @RoughDiction
If you don't like cranky motherfuckers, crawl back into your Birdhouse.6:27 AM Jul 17th from web
- Thought I'd kicked passive-aggression altogether, then realized I always press the walk button before I jaywalk.10:06 PM Jul 16th from web
- "Deathbed Nurse" http://bit.ly/1207od12:02 PM Jul 16th from web
- Asked the huge pickup's driver if he was the guy with the small penis.
He said "No, that guy is home fucking his flat-chested girlfriend."5:48 AM Jul 16th from web
- Star this if you too can't comprehend why Americans think Ellen DeGeneres is charming and funny.7:59 PM Jul 15th from web
- Now I suppose the government will bail out the insurance company that posted the completion bond for Michael Jackson's once-upcoming tour.7:52 PM Jul 15th from web
- OH, hotel pool lifeguard on a W/E: "Typical custodial visit. Kids play in the pool while Dad gets shitfaced and watches porn in the room."7:15 PM Jul 15th from web
- Logic puzzle magazines from the supermarket make college look easy.6:40 PM Jul 15th from web
- RT @aGerde If the company is going to monitor my online activity, the least they could do is star some of this shit.7:26 AM Jul 15th from web
- Just installed LeechBlock. It's a Firefox add-on that makes you switch to a different Browser to look at Twitter.7:04 AM Jul 15th from web
- Your newborn's Apgar score is higher than my Tumblarity.4:32 AM Jul 15th from web
- Wanted to hit the ground running today, so as soon as I woke up, I pounded 3 Red Bulls. Wish I fucking noticed it was only 2 AM.4:06 AM Jul 15th from web
- The search for Atlantis has to be motivated, at least in part, by how great tits look underwater.9:28 PM Jul 14th from web
- I don't know how she does it, but when my neighbor exhales her cigarette smoke, it forms a perfect cylinder four feet long.6:37 AM Jul 14th from web
- Your mama's so smelly, bowling alley workers spray her street shoes too.4:22 AM Jul 14th from web
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