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Mmm, that meal was mouth-watering, and while we're on the subject of physiological responses, shit-producing too.
9:56 AM Jan 5th
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The best moral instruction comes from just being around people who aren't assholes.
9:53 AM Jan 5th
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Don't you miss the 80's when all you had to do was put on a Member's Only jacket to feel like you belonged?
9:00 AM Jan 2nd
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Grace, to an atheist, is a dinner filibuster.
8:46 AM Jan 2nd
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Impatient standing in line? Get stuck behind an elderly person at Target who person has to produce their driver's license to buy beer.
7:15 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Farting's a lot of work day in, day out, so I opted for anal scent gland implants.
7:02 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Hold still little animal, so I can identify your genus and species without having to kill you.
10:25 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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Shouldn't big retirement communities like Sun City have at least one haunted house?
10:24 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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Jeez, Mom. If you can't remember the name of a black woman, your first guess should not be "LaToya".
2:29 PM Dec 22nd, 2009
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@ Can't time something like that well enough for it to be on purpose.
11:44 AM Dec 19th, 2009
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You're right. I am a klutz. Nearly slamming someone's ear in the car door pretty much clinches the title.
11:42 AM Dec 19th, 2009
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Wish I were in a warmer climate so I cold lie in bed and stare at the ceiling fan.
11:35 AM Dec 19th, 2009
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Get that backhoe out of the cemetery. The dead deserve to have their graves dug with a shovel.
11:27 AM Dec 19th, 2009
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RT @: 1,990 pages to just reform healthcare? Such overkill. We needed only 8 PowerPoint slides to invade Iraq.
12:43 AM Dec 5th, 2009
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Sorry about the queef sounds that I make with my hands every time I use Purell. Unintended.
11:25 AM Dec 4th, 2009
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@ See if the guy who invented the Segway can help you out.
10:10 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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My tendency to mumble serves me well when I talk in my sleep.
10:08 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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Professors must hate football players who flunk a gut course with multiple choice tests, but can memorize a 150 page playbook in 3 weeks.
9:57 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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"Santa Claus isn't real." is the most depressing thing I've heard since "Porn stars need fluffers.".
9:46 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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Imagine how you'd enjoy pizza less if they made oregano the flavor of toothpaste instead of mint.
9:33 PM Dec 2nd, 2009
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