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BaltHousewife

  1. Anyone else catch last night's Spartacus? 1:53 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @TheCLJ awesome 1:50 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheCLJ
  3. @realtormarney I'm going to have to. 1:48 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to realtormarney
  4. Tequila makes me do crazy things, like agreeing to visit family out of state on a holiday weekend, with 2 kids in tow & probably no tequila 1:47 PM Mar 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  5. I have big plans of cleaning the house today, starting with the Girl's bedroom. If you don't hear from me soon, call in a search party. 4:10 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPad
  6. Happy Friday, y'all! 3:58 AM Mar 30th via Twitter for iPad
  7. @TheCLJ wash them? 3:40 AM Mar 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to TheCLJ
  8. When I hear the name "Gordon" I can't help but envision a cross between Gordon Gecko and the guy from Sesame Street. 11:08 AM Mar 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. They're only a little tired #pug twitter.com/BaltHousewife/… 12:29 PM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. These children keep asking for food. 10:19 AM Mar 24th via Twitter for iPad
  11. Signs I'm getting old: waking up with a sore back and I didn't do anything the day before to warrant it 4:01 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Well hello Friday, it's good to see you again 3:49 AM Mar 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. I'm wearing my "squeaky shoes" today. Sounds like a mouse every time I take a step. 11:25 AM Mar 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Overjoyed for my neighbors who welcomed their first child today 9:11 AM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPad
  15. Enjoying a clean house for 10 minutes before picking up The Boy (aka "the destroyer") from preschool. 7:17 AM Mar 16th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Still battling the weeds in my backyard...at least it's a beautiful day today. 8:35 AM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPad
  17. Another sick kid for me today. Today The Boy learned the consequences that come from drinking his sister's water when she's sick. 10:09 AM Mar 13th via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Pulling weeds again today...ugh twitter.com/BaltHousewife/… 9:18 AM Mar 11th via Photos on iOS
  19. @realtormarney sun is good, but I still think this "daylight savings" thing is a crock of... 5:08 PM Mar 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to realtormarney
  • Name Lori
  • Location Baltimore, MD, USA
  • Web http://www.baltim...
  • Bio Blogger, military wife, mom to two high-energy kids, sushi addict, & marketing project consultant. I visit my happy place so often I have frequent flyer miles.
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