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  1. So *you* are Twitter / Now look what you've done / A whole year wasted / But it sure was fun / So have a very merry fail whale... 9:11 PM Dec 28th from web
  2. Bums in Boulder, CO don't ask for spare change, they ask for exact change. 5:17 PM Dec 25th from SocialScope
  3. Fuck it's cold. Fuck it's cold. Fuck it's cold. Fuck it's cold. Fuck it's cold. 2:02 PM Dec 24th from SocialScope
  4. RT @j2ke: Simply amazing! -- The Known Universe by AMNH http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17jymDn0W6U 6:03 AM Dec 24th from web
  5. Pretty sure packing the bag with electronics instead of clothes is some kind of warning sign... what. ever. 8:18 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. With less than 5 hours 'til vacation starts, I am rapidly approaching Productivity Zero. 12:02 PM Dec 22nd from web
  7. Wait, Santa's Canadian? 7:25 PM Dec 21st from web
  8. Colorado is preparing for my arrival by lowering the temperature 35° and dropping 6" of snow. 2:30 PM Dec 21st from web
  9. It takes longer than you think to wrap all the stuff on your co-worker's desk. http://tumblr.com/xsa4u5kn5 5:24 PM Dec 20th from web
  10. "Get Shitty Songs Stuck In Your Head Friday" has been a big hit with the co-workers. brb, gonna go see what those pitchforks are all about. 11:28 AM Dec 18th from web
  11. I figure a cereal bowl is about the same as a "2 quart microwave safe casserole dish." 6:54 PM Dec 17th from web
  12. That's a piece of cake. I didn't say it was eatable. Or that you'd like it. But I assure you, it definitely is a piece of cake. 2:56 PM Dec 14th from web
  13. We don't have flying cars yet because they're still trying to work around needing to reboot the car whenever someone gets in. 10:09 AM Dec 14th from web
  14. Forwarding sensational virus warning email is so 1998. Web 2.0 demands a social media approach to irrational hysteria. 8:15 AM Dec 9th from web
  15. brb, building an ark for the evening commute. 11:43 AM Dec 7th from web
  16. Support guys are vehemently discussing the OSI model before 8 am. I forget the rules, tranquilizer dart or pellet gun? 7:54 AM Dec 4th from web
  17. If the song you want to buy is $1.29, there's a 99.9% chance the artist is signed to Sony Music. 11:47 PM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Went to the store to buy food for dinner. Came home with frozen waffles & ice cream. I know you're jealous. #fuckyeahwaffleicecreamsandwich 9:08 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. @GPappalardo You say "lounge singer/porn star" like the two professions are mutually exclusive. There's a market for *all kinds* of porn. 11:08 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to GPappalardo
  20. I can add "giant raccoons doing battle on my roof" to the list of ways I've been rudely awaken. Also to the list of things I want to shoot. 5:29 AM Nov 24th from web