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@sashafrerejones Prime Rib and DJ Au Jus.about 7 hours ago from web in reply to sashafrerejones
I don't crave Mexican food anymore. Thank you, taco patch.about 7 hours ago from web
If so, I have to call BS on the whole thing.about 10 hours ago from TwitterFon
Am I supposed to understand these Harry Potter people are some kind of wizards? I must have missed that in previous movies.about 10 hours ago from TwitterFon
I don't trust owls in sleeveless dress shirts. Just a long-standing policy of mine. Sorry, @MrTweet.about 12 hours ago from web
Bruno made $30.4 million this weekend. It's the biggest opening for a gay mockumentary since Top Gun.about 17 hours ago from TwitterFon
Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.11:01 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
Thankfully, my perimeter defenses worked. The doorbell alerted me of human presence so I stayed away from the door.6:36 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
There's a guy going door to door on our street. I'm raising the threat level to Orange.6:24 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
Iran claims it has successfully cloned a cow. Not sure how Ahmadinejad plans to destroy Israel with it.3:20 PM Jul 11th from web
@donchiefnerd That may have been my first retweet, and I'm not sure I did it right.12:47 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon in reply to donchiefnerd
RT @drewm also: no one's quite sure where the brain is.12:33 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
Twitter is a lot like Michael Jackson's body. Despite the fame, there's no tasteful way to make money off it.12:27 PM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
A shower won't fix this bedhead. I may need surgery.9:47 AM Jul 11th from TwitterFon
I'll be darned, that bag of chips did eat itself.9:28 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
If you want something a little more contemporary, I could concentrate on The Rockford Files.6:40 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
Barney Miller references fail on Twitter because you people are late adopters.6:27 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
That last joke would have been retweeted like crazy in 1977.6:17 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
My advisor at Smith Barney Miller tells me this is a great time to invest in stale coffee.6:11 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon
I fear Mel Brooks may be out of Nazi jokes.5:01 PM Jul 10th from TwitterFon