badbanana
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That Indian dinner was so authentic I think I hate Pakistan.
about 3 hours ago
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The Iraqi shoe thrower had a shoe thrown at him today. Somewhere, George Bush is smiling. Because 'Curious George' is on.
about 5 hours ago
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Now another woman claims she has proof of an affair with Tiger Woods. Man, he never should have signed those scorecards.
about 8 hours ago
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Listening to the Vatican's new Christmas album. First track: "I Saw Father Kissing Santa Claus."
about 15 hours ago
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I'm starting to think the CIA programmed me to kill upon hearing the song 'Jingle Bell Rock.'
8:34 PM Nov 30th
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RT @: @ I heard he'll be searching for the Real Killers by playing running back for the Bills.
2:21 PM Nov 30th
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Tiger Woods deserves the benefit of the doubt no matter how many people he supposedly killed.
2:11 PM Nov 30th
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What is productivity, really? I will ponder this question while sitting in my new manila folder igloo.
12:35 PM Nov 30th
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My employees forgot about Cyber Monday. I won't rub it in. They look embarrassed enough when I walk by in my RoboCop suit.
9:02 AM Nov 30th
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Tiger's wife may be able to beat him on a Friday, but never on a Sunday.
11:36 AM Nov 29th
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Life will be less complicated once my cat learns how to tie his own bow ties.
7:37 PM Nov 28th
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Christmas shopping can be so frustrating. Why don't they sell frankincense at the same stores they sell the myrrh?
3:01 PM Nov 28th
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Celebrating a Neil Diamond Christmas this year. First step: Bedazzle the halls.
6:21 PM Nov 27th
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Our nation is under siege by aspiring reality TV stars.
5:17 PM Nov 27th
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As an avid indoorsman, real Christmas trees kind of freak me out.
12:00 PM Nov 27th
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It took a while, but I finally convinced my nephew that West Virginia is not a state. Being an uncle is hard work.
2:51 PM Nov 26th
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I'M ON A GRAVY BOAT!
8:49 AM Nov 26th
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Paul McCartney's 'Let It Be...ABC' commercial is the most embarrassing thing involving a Beatle since Ringo.
9:49 PM Nov 25th
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How long must we wait before science gives us a turkey with multiple necks?
6:52 PM Nov 25th
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Of course I'll use my time machine to end injustice. Right after I get General Lee behind the wheel of the General Lee.
10:00 AM Nov 25th
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- Name Tim Siedell
- Location Nebraska, USA
- Web http://badbanana....
- Bio Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.
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